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Which Biddy Is Older?

1/2/2009 8:45 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Helen Mirren has the body of a woman half her age. Parts of Donatella Versace probably are half her age. But which one is older?


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oprah    

Hey "Shirliana"#11.... where are you from? you writing sucks!

if you are indeed a American, then should be a good testimonial of why kids shouldn't quit school in the third grade

...or maybe you are from Chicago

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Lenn K.    

Donatella should be right up Hugh Hefner alley, she's blond and skinny. Might be alittle old for his taste, but hell he's old as dirt so what does that matter.

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guest    

helen looks fab. versace looks like she's in her 80's.

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Bethany Sweet    

Donatella should get a cameo on The Simpsons - as Mr. Burns' MOTHER.

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20.

marie    

Which is older? Why the one _without_ the fake boobs! Just goes to show you gals, if you want to look good when you're in your 70s-80s stay away from plastic surgery!

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21.

Red    

The irony of it is that it is just because of her money that Donatella looks like that. Because she had a MASSIVE lipo in December and doctors usually do not want to remove so much fat all at once. Check this link - the pic is from December 3rd and Donatella still had meaty upper arms back then, as well as fat legs and her original, smaller boobs.

She's quite sick. She used all that money to deliberately turn her body into this. Because she doesn't care about the saggy skin as long as she is (artificially) "slim". And then she wonders why her daughter Allegra is so insanely anorexic ...

In the sun, the skin damaged by the lipo heals faster. Mark my words, her next step will be the arm, leg and tummy tucks.

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22.

Wayne Newtn    

can we talk?...let go of your inhibtions...release those thoughts &
feelings that you suppress...can you feel it?...are the animalistic
urges rising...emanating from between your loins...growing and
strengthening with each and every thrust of your being...rise
up...rise as your body shudders..with pounding ferocious that you
craze and exhort...scream...yell...whimper...as you now curl into the
fetal...forlorn that you may now never again experience that which
was..both ecstatic and exhilarating...come with me..join me in the
journey to find the truth...to which you have just witnessed...open
your eyes now...wipe the tears from your cheek...catch your
breath...that was just taken away...steady the trembles that quivers
through your body of which we call woman...share with me yours so
that i shall share with you mines...let us now explore ourselves, in
silence...so that we may chance again to recapture that which we have
just experienced...ssshhh...quiet now...touch...ssshhh...feel..be good
to yourselves...go on now...go on...

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23.

Yikes-A-Hooty    

OMG!!! You can see Donatella's boob implants. She looks like HELL!!! This is what years of screwing around will do for you. Sl*t. Watch out Britney and Lindsay, you'll look like this one day!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!

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24.

ms    

TMZ: The antiquated slang word for an old lady is "biddy" not bitty! Sheesh!!!

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25.

Hmm    

SOMEONE's been reading Pinks the New Blog.

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26.

Glisten Garbor    

I will tell you why ppl are picking on Donatella and Star Jones in their swimsuits..It's because they are so arrogant and think that they are so priviledged that they can go out in public any way they want to..

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diablofeminina weho    

That is how tanning ages you...that is why I stopped tanning:) Also, being to thin can age you as well. Just something to consider women.

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28.

Samantha    

Enough already TMZ-this is clearly NOT Donatella!!!

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To see or not to see    

Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
#26. Posted at 2:30PM on Jan 1st 2009 by Miss. Melissa

..... and think that they are so PRIVILEDGED that they can go out in public any way they want to..

"PRIVILEGED"

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To see or not to see    

Hello... Grammar Rehab Center calling....
27. Posted at 4:52PM on Jan 1st 2009 by diablofeminina weho

That is how tanning ages you...that is why I stopped tanning:) Also, being TO thin can age you as well. Just something to consider women.

"TOO"

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