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Buy DMX's Crib for a Song

1/4/2009 11:07 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

For a mere $429,000 you too can own the legendary Phoenix home of notorious rap thug DMX.

This quaint fixer-upper comes with a sense of history -- as seen in the charred carpet and blown out windows and doors where SWAT teams left their mark after a raid in May.

Please contact the owner's parole officer for any additional questions or offers.

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1.

Obama is a socialist    

First B!tches!

2014 days ago
2.

Ms_Tell_It_Like_It_Is    

ewww I bet it is stinky and filthy. Just burn it down.

2014 days ago
3.

Wayne Newtn    

one and all,

i must resurrect my hypothesis that of which i am most known: 'Bling
Splatt the Cause of Pre-Mature Death among Rappers'.

As submitted to the New England Journal of Health, the American
Medical Association, National Geographic, Reader's Digest, and
Redbook.

My postulate that the root cause of death among rappers is not due to
black on black crime, per se. But, due to the inordinate use of
metals
within the framework of their upper torso, in the region of what is
known on the street as 'da grill'. Commonly used metals such as
silver, gold, platinum, and an occasional diamond or two (dependent
upon the rappers ability to sell their wares - ie records - ) as
placed in the oral cavity of said rapper, causes reactions such that
mortality rates are a foregone conclusion. There is no cure for
'Bling Splatt", the diagnosis is death.

What causes 'Bling Splatt'? There is no simple answer. My theory
revolves about the idea that low IO levels of said rappers combined
with calcuim and phosphorous (previously stated in street slang as
'da grill') when mixed with metals and/or metallic objects react such
that positively charged electrons are emitted which when released
within the parietal lobe send such a large electrical pulse
throughout the parietal region of the brain, that the organ cannot
absorb...in essence...KABOOM !!!...the brain has exploded...ie "Brain
Splatt".

Collegues at the Bellevue Mental Hospital, Def Jam Records Inc.,
Johns Hopkins Medical University, and Toys 'R Us are in concert with
my hypothesis, theories, and ideas. They are all in agreement that
more study and review is needed in this arena of medicine. I have
applied for a $500 Billion bailout for study and research and a few
luxury amenities for myself (Mustang Ranch, Nevada trips for me and
the staff, and dubs for my Prius). President-elect Obama has been
apprised of this situation and receives daily updates as to which
rapper is next believed to contract the illness as such. The Central
Intelligence Agency (CIA), the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI),
the Secret Service, MI6, Scotland Yard, and Elmer Fudd are conducting
intelligence quotient (IO) tests on secretly on unsuspecting rappers,
as we speak, in order to compile and update their existing files of
low intelligence rappers.

Such a twist of fate that belies our 'mos def freestylin'
word-slangin' prophets. That there by the grace of God, he shall
speak. But, there by the grace of God, when he speaks with mouths
full of 'bling', his head will go BOOM !!!

My services are rendered to expose the truth regards the death of our
nations rappers. Word !!!

einStinE

2014 days ago
4.

DMX hater    

And DMX joins a long list of offenders in prison or soon to go, some of which P-Diddy, Snoop Dog, and ex NFL players Simpson, Barkley, and Ex Giant Mark Ingram, ... oh yeah all these just happen to be African Americans!! What is wrong with this picture?? or shall I say, what is right with it!! Just another instance of these losers who can't handle their money and drugs properly!! Wow!! And the list continues to grow!!

2014 days ago
5.

DMX hater    

DmX's crib clean of drugs?? What a monumental undertaking!! Since these rapper thugs are not making it in the rapping business, they has to turn to selling drugs to support their constant desire for partying, buying and shining up the grill !!

2014 days ago
6.

xcalibur    

429K doesn't buy you squat in today's housing market. Buyer beware.. always be weary of power of sale real estate!

Blahhh. XD

2014 days ago
7.

99centz    

there betta be 439,00 worth of crack left on the floor & if needed,i will volenter to get down on my knee'z to check....

2013 days ago
8.

HLove    

I bid $4 dollars cash for it!

2013 days ago
9.

oops    

7. there betta be 439,00 worth of crack left on the floor & if needed,i will volenter to get down on my knee'z to check....
Posted at 1:56AM on Jan 5th 2009 by 99centz

ain't funny...nuff said

2012 days ago

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