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A Clothing Optional Inauguration Day Alternative

1/16/2009 11:28 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF

For all you Inauguration-bound travelers who can't get a room, there's a cheap alternative -- with a catch -- you have to take it all off.


Pine Tree Associates (America's Premiere Family Nudist Club, their website boasts) is about 30 miles from D.C. It has spacious indoor and outdoor pools, volleyball and tennis courts, and rental units for as low as $73 a day.

Careful bachelors -- they generally frown on single males.

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31.

Lord Xenu    

I realized warped liberals love this sort of thing, but seriously. This is disturbing beyond belief.

Whats next? Clothing optional cities? Guys with hard ons ogling naked children? its the slippery slope. Imagine walking into a business meeting and the CEO is sitting there with a boner. Man, society is going to hell in a handbasket.

2049 days ago
32.

vern212    

This picture could be child pornography

2049 days ago
33.

Sue Wong    

Americans have a prudish, distorted view of sex. Just look at their conception of sexy. a dyed blonde with fake boobs and botox. Nothing wrong with nudist camps. However, I say no to children being there. After all, perverts are everywhere. That includes Uncle Bill and Aunt Sue.

2049 days ago
34.

areuserious?    

This picture needs to be removed!

2049 days ago
35.

livie    

I cannot believe that you would post this picture with that poor child in it...have you no shame??? make fun of brittany and paula all you want, but this picture should be removed ASAP

2049 days ago
36.

Big Al    

I live about 4-5 miles from this place and it has been there for years!!! But, you should have taken that pic down with the kid in it.

2049 days ago
37.

Boo Hoo    

In these nudist camps, where do you carry your wallet and car keys? hmmmm

2049 days ago
38.

What?    

Since this is a family nudist camp, I am wondering what are the requirements for entrance? Are background checks conducted on each adult to ensure they are not allowing criminals with history of sexual crimes or child molesters to walk among them?

2049 days ago
39.

pixie    

DID YOU NOTICE IN PICTURE 37 THAT THERE IS A NOOSE! probally so you can hang yourself after hanging out with mostly fat,mostly old, mostly white trash, and most definitely saggy people for $73 a night...was it worth it?

2049 days ago
40.

99centz    

tom cruise???

2049 days ago
41.

yummi26 - old school forever!!!    

Um...how in the hell are you supposed to drop trou in 20 degree weather???

2049 days ago
42.

Right back at ya    

They're wearing shoes? Why? Hahahahahah!

2049 days ago
43.

savon    

Let's all pray that Michelle Obama doesn't take her clothes off. That is one UGLY woman. And think, we have to look at that chinny chin chin for the next four years. Maybe she'll go and join Oprah and Gail and be the lesbo trio.

2049 days ago
44.

theresa    

how is that legal,now of days you cant take pictures of your children naked in the bath tub,without getting into trouble.but this camp is allowed to let children walk around naked .why wouldnt that be considered illegal?somebody please help me understand that.this worl is sick!.....

2049 days ago
45.

Queen of the Damned    

I guarantee they won't be taking walks outside in the nude because it's in the 20's now and they're expecting snow showers on Sunday!! LOL!!! But, seriously, TMZ, if you want to show nude adults, that's fine; but Photoshop the little girl out of the picture or do I need to contact the FBI!!

2049 days ago
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