Alba -- The Ditz Confused About Switzerland

1. WHY WOULD TMZ WASTE THE TIME ON SOMEONE SO MEANINGLESS AS HER? JUST ANOTHER NOBODY>>>>

Posted at 2:39AM on Jan 21st 2009 by susie

2. Dumb Bitch.

Posted at 2:44AM on Jan 21st 2009 by Nik

3. um... I think if you call someone an arrogant buffoon, you should at least spell buffoon correctly......

Posted at 2:46AM on Jan 21st 2009 by atorce

4. That is "buffoon", not baffoon. Those who live in glass houses..

The mental midget that wrote this should be fired. Don't call people stupid if you're stupid, stupid.

Posted at 2:47AM on Jan 21st 2009 by Joe Blow

5. sorry jezz...but your time'z about up....your choice of scrip'z really suck'd throuh the year'z and that brute of a husband of year'z really hurt your career.....but it'z not too late...head on over to cambodia...grab a few kid'z .....if not,we've got 16 y.o. miley montana to get up on so it'z time to start munchin down those burrito'z like yo' mamma

Posted at 3:04AM on Jan 21st 2009 by 99centz

6. Dumber than a box of dumb-ass rocks.

Posted at 2:52AM on Jan 21st 2009 by anonymous

7. sweden is a neutral country, how is she wrong?

Posted at 2:59AM on Jan 21st 2009 by kaye

8. A typical, left-wing celeb itdiot.

Posted at 3:00AM on Jan 21st 2009 by savvydude

9. OBVIOUSLY THEY STOPPED HER SO SHE DOESN'T GET BAD PRESS FOR TALKING
SMACK ABOUT BUSH. SHE'S A STRONG AND OPINIONATED PERSON, I'M SURE SHE
HAD A MOUTHFUL TO SAY ABOUT BUSH.


AND I'M PRETTY SURE SWEDEN IS NEUTRAL.

Posted at 3:12AM on Jan 21st 2009 by mia

10. STFU U DB!

Posted at 3:16AM on Jan 21st 2009 by A-hole

11. Sweden is a neutral country. This is so funny! I guess you are the buffoon!

Posted at 3:27AM on Jan 21st 2009 by anonymous

12. Why does she have to be all aggressive about it? Isn't her savior Barack's message about unity?

Posted at 3:23AM on Jan 21st 2009 by Annie

13. Okay, that was creepy. No wait - SHE'S creepy.

Posted at 3:25AM on Jan 21st 2009 by She Is Most Definitely An Assclown

14. This girl gets on my nerves everytime she opens her mouth. Even she knows she's stupid.....

Posted at 8:03PM on Jan 21st 2009 by Robert007

15. OK, so she's the REAL a-hole, and she's stupid, but she has a great body, and any conversation about "Bush" with a hot babe like her can't be all bad. Where did she get that ridiculous-looking wig, though?

I liked her better when she was on that lousy TV remake of "Flipper." You could predict what a beautiful woman she would grow up to be, but she was too young to realize that she was a rare beauty, and she wasn't the arrogant fool that she is now.

"Be Sweden about it." Now that is a classic line if I ever heard one.

Posted at 4:06AM on Jan 21st 2009 by Country Carl Schaber