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"Star" Witness -- Piven is Superhuman Fish Eater

1/23/2009 12:00 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

If Jeremy Piven needs backup when he takes on the official grievance filed by the producers of his Broadway show, then consider Kevin Connolly's statement on Sushi-gate yesterday Exhibit A.

Kevin Connolly: Click to watch

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Lord Xenu    

Thats what he gets for eating Sea Kittens.

Quinn (as a fish): "Hey man, did you know there's toxic waste like, right over there?"
Whale: "Uh... humans and their filthy ravenous machines... spewing out vile toxins..."
Quinn: "Might even be radioactive. I think we ought to get everybody out o-"
Whale: "Did you know that the average fish today contains more mercury than a rectal thermometer?"
Quinn: "Yeah, I think I read that someplace."
Whale: "Would you eat a rectal thermometer!? Answer me, damn you!"
Quinn: "Uh... no."
Whale: "Well, I would." (eats Quinn the fish)
Quinn: "HEY!"
Whale: "Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals

1997 days ago
2.

The former shadow of WTC one.    

Who is Kevin Connolly?

1997 days ago
3.

99centz    

up hiz hole with a tuna roll...........

1997 days ago
4.

Eve    

kevin connoly is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love them redheads! ....p.s to answer comment # 2- KC is on the show "entourage" aswell as he used to be Nicky Hilton's BF.

1997 days ago
5.

Seattle    

Piven has nothing on that guy in Seattle that had sushi for 30 days straight...

1995 days ago

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