"Star" Witness -- Piven is Superhuman Fish Eater
If Jeremy Piven needs backup when he takes on the official grievance filed by the producers of his Broadway show, then consider Kevin Connolly's statement on Sushi-gate yesterday Exhibit A.
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(Page 1 of 1)1. Thats what he gets for eating Sea Kittens.
Quinn (as a fish): "Hey man, did you know there's toxic waste like, right over there?"
Whale: "Uh... humans and their filthy ravenous machines... spewing out vile toxins..."
Quinn: "Might even be radioactive. I think we ought to get everybody out o-"
Whale: "Did you know that the average fish today contains more mercury than a rectal thermometer?"
Quinn: "Yeah, I think I read that someplace."
Whale: "Would you eat a rectal thermometer!? Answer me, damn you!"
Quinn: "Uh... no."
Whale: "Well, I would." (eats Quinn the fish)
Quinn: "HEY!"
Whale: "Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals
Posted at 10:21AM on Jan 23rd 2009 by Lord Xenu
2. Who is Kevin Connolly?
Posted at 10:33AM on Jan 23rd 2009 by UFC faker
3. up hiz hole with a tuna roll...........
Posted at 10:34AM on Jan 23rd 2009 by 99centz
4. kevin connoly is HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love them redheads! ....p.s to answer comment # 2- KC is on the show "entourage" aswell as he used to be Nicky Hilton's BF.
Posted at 12:51PM on Jan 23rd 2009 by vancityJ
5. Piven has nothing on that guy in Seattle that had sushi for 30 days straight...
Posted at 2:33AM on Jan 25th 2009 by Seattle
