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Ashton Kutcher Rips His "Dickweed Neighbor"

Posted Jan 29th 2009 12:30PM by TMZ Staff

Ashton Kutcher went absolutely insane when he was woken up by a neighbor who started construction on a house at 7:30 in the morning.

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Kutcher got a camera and taped the explosion -- it's an instant classic.

Ashton has been blogging updates on the situation all morning -- here are the unedited highlights ... with spelling errors and all:

-- this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!
-- Jack ass 7am building a goddamn fort next to my house f'in up my view and noise polluting the entire f'in neighborhood with pounding steal
-- holy moly I'm gonna lose it!
-- this ass clown has another thing coming!
-- I'm gonna kill my neighbor!

Demi also fired off some shots on her website as well -- here are those unedited gems:

-- calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later!
-- baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this.
-- the neighbor doing consruction with 6 guys pounding hammers against steel at 7am is no way to wake up!

Tags: 7am, Ashton Kutcher, AshtonKutcher, construction, Demi Moore, DemiMoore, dickweed neighbor, DickweedNeighbor, hammer, hammering

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1. he is soo hot :D

Posted at 12:28PM on Jan 29th 2009 by Mary Beth :D

2. Ok Ashton, real people have to work, and 7am is a time to start. Maybe you should go and stay in one of your other houses while this work is being done.

Posted at 12:31PM on Jan 29th 2009 by Jessica

3. Ashton's an idiot. Move out of your neighborhood if you don't like construction. Do you think house's build themselves?

Posted at 12:31PM on Jan 29th 2009 by Chris

4. It would be hilarious if this was someone PUNKING ashton!!! OMG, I would love to see that! That would be HUGE!!!!!!

Posted at 12:35PM on Jan 29th 2009 by Jacki

5. boo hoo. Welcome to the REAL WORLD ASSHOLE!!!!

Posted at 12:32PM on Jan 29th 2009 by cr

6. What the hell are those people going to do, wait until Ashton rolls out of bet at noon before they start working? Most contractors and construction workers start work at about 7 am, or when it's daybreak. Waaawaaaa, he had to wake up early. I sure hope the poor guy gets over it soon. Maybe he can take his neighbor to court, that will teach those people not to do their jobs because it might wake up the douchebag neighbors.

Posted at 12:33PM on Jan 29th 2009 by dafeedil

7. DO you and your old wife think you can just sleep all F****** day get your lazy out of work ass up and find a job. SOme people have to work A********

Posted at 12:45PM on Jan 29th 2009 by walt

8. Ashton is a complete tard-- talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

Posted at 12:33PM on Jan 29th 2009 by K

9. LOST BLOG WHERE ARE YOU????

Posted at 12:34PM on Jan 29th 2009 by NYone

10. Where I live - it's legal to start construction at 7 am.

ever hear of ear plugs...or better yet - you are married to a million dollar cradle robber - go stay at one of your 4 other houses for some peace and quiet.

Welcome to the real world punk - some people actually have to work ot make a living...

Posted at 12:34PM on Jan 29th 2009 by Ashlyn M.

11. This idiot probably doesn't know that construction work may begin as early as 6am in most cities, It is a city ordinance. Move to the country

Posted at 12:35PM on Jan 29th 2009 by momma chick

12. Looks like Ashton got Punked......

Posted at 12:35PM on Jan 29th 2009 by Where are the violins??

13. I agree with Chris and Jessica. Ashton & Demi - you're not fabulous, you are lazy, self-absorbed assholes. What, were you up too late the night before getting your brows waxed? What in the world do you do that makes you so exhausted that 7 am is, like, early?! I'm guessing.... NOT neurosurgery or anything else of any real significance. Shame on you both. Get a life.

Posted at 12:35PM on Jan 29th 2009 by Pendul

14.
omg...yes indeed...a instant "classic" into the world of A.K....guess what ???
check your city by-laws...etc...etc... otherwise...get a grip...take a chill pill already !!!

Posted at 12:36PM on Jan 29th 2009 by northern gypsy

15. Unlike most people in the real world who are up by 7am going to real jobs that no talent assclown is famous only by marrying Bruce Willis's sloppy seconds.

Oh, that and, the cinema classic DUDE WHERES MY CAR.

I dont count That 70s show because it sucked.

Posted at 12:38PM on Jan 29th 2009 by Lord Xenu

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