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Ashton Kutcher Rips His "Dickweed Neighbor"

1/29/2009 2:30 PM PST BY TMZ STAFF

Ashton Kutcher went absolutely insane when he was woken up by a neighbor who started construction on a house at 7:30 in the morning.

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Kutcher got a camera and taped the explosion -- it's an instant classic.

Ashton has been blogging updates on the situation all morning -- here are the unedited highlights ... with spelling errors and all:

-- this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!
-- Jack ass 7am building a goddamn fort next to my house f'in up my view and noise polluting the entire f'in neighborhood with pounding steal
-- holy moly I'm gonna lose it!
-- this ass clown has another thing coming!
-- I'm gonna kill my neighbor!

Demi also fired off some shots on her website as well -- here are those unedited gems:

-- calm and gentle baby you can pull out the paint gun later!
-- baby keep it together there should only be another 5 months of this.
-- the neighbor doing consruction with 6 guys pounding hammers against steel at 7am is no way to wake up!


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Ok Ashton, real people have to work, and 7am is a time to start. Maybe you should go and stay in one of your other houses while this work is being done.

2091 days ago


Ashton's an idiot. Move out of your neighborhood if you don't like construction. Do you think house's build themselves?

2091 days ago


It would be hilarious if this was someone PUNKING ashton!!! OMG, I would love to see that! That would be HUGE!!!!!!

2091 days ago


What the hell are those people going to do, wait until Ashton rolls out of bet at noon before they start working? Most contractors and construction workers start work at about 7 am, or when it's daybreak. Waaawaaaa, he had to wake up early. I sure hope the poor guy gets over it soon. Maybe he can take his neighbor to court, that will teach those people not to do their jobs because it might wake up the douchebag neighbors.

2091 days ago


DO you and your old wife think you can just sleep all F****** day get your lazy out of work ass up and find a job. SOme people have to work A********

2091 days ago


Ashton is a complete tard-- talk about the pot calling the kettle black.

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2091 days ago

Ashlyn M.    

Where I live - it's legal to start construction at 7 am.

ever hear of ear plugs...or better yet - you are married to a million dollar cradle robber - go stay at one of your 4 other houses for some peace and quiet.

Welcome to the real world punk - some people actually have to work ot make a living...

2091 days ago

mom 6    

This idiot probably doesn't know that construction work may begin as early as 6am in most cities, It is a city ordinance. Move to the country

2091 days ago

Where are the violins??    

Looks like Ashton got Punked......

2091 days ago

northern gypsy    

omg...yes indeed...a instant "classic" into the world of A.K....guess what ???
check your city by-laws...etc...etc... otherwise...get a grip...take a chill pill already !!!

2091 days ago

Lord Xenu    

Unlike most people in the real world who are up by 7am going to real jobs that no talent assclown is famous only by marrying Bruce Willis's sloppy seconds.

Oh, that and, the cinema classic DUDE WHERES MY CAR.

I dont count That 70s show because it sucked.

2091 days ago


Quit complaining! Have you asked him if they can start working later? So get up at that hour, and do something productive. Take some of your freakin money and take a vacation, like there is nothing more pressing that you can do with your time than to sit at home and bitch.

2091 days ago


So what does the law say about making construction noise in the morning. I belive it's ok after 6 or 7 am.
Also ashton should be arrested for making terrorist threats and have to do anger management classes like anybody else that makes threats. If someone has proof, they need to turn the evidance over to the police before these threats turn into real violance. just say'n

2091 days ago


Hm...yes...get over it.

SOME of us have to live in places where - heaven forbid - you even hear TRAFFIC go by at all hours of the day!

2091 days ago
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