Francis Threatens to Go "Chris Brown" on Woman

2/12/2009 3:42 AM PST
If the ladies didn't already hate him for exploiting drunk girls who take their tops off, they're really gonna despise Joe Francis now -- because last night at MyHouse nightclub, he pretended to be Chris Brown beating Rihanna.

Kourtney Kardashian was an unwilling accomplice as fresh-from-house arrest Joe mocked the alleged assault that left Rihanna with contusions, swollen eyes, cut lip and a bloody nose.

One club-goer didn't think it was a joke and almost smacked Joe back. If only ...