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Paris Hilton: All Backed Up

Looking like a constipated "Nutcracker" ballerina, Paris Hilton and her size 11 heels emerged outside a Hollywood club.

Paris Hilton

Somebody get her an Ex-Lax on the rocks.

Paris Hilton



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1. LMAO@U! : )

Posted at 10:01AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Mik

2. Nothing says "I like it in the butt" more than what she is wearing. Usually that is similar to what prostitutes wear when they are entertaining a sexually disfuntional client. It's only a matter of time before she does another sex tape..

Posted at 10:03AM on Feb 21st 2009 by The DUDE

3. her knees look like that vulcan, "Mr. Spocks" ears.

Beam me up Scotty

Posted at 10:02AM on Feb 21st 2009 by runwithwind

4. Granpa Hilton must be so proud!
Too bad money doesn't give you class! What a waste of air and space.

Posted at 10:01AM on Feb 21st 2009 by You\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'re All Whacked

5. She is so damn UGLY..

Posted at 10:02AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Hot mama

6. I knew this chick in high school that would snort meth and have sex ALL the time with everyone! Her eye went crooked like the way Paris's is....

Posted at 10:06AM on Feb 21st 2009 by The DUDE

7. Wow, you guys are harsh. I was just going to comment that she looks a little like a drag queen in these pics.

Posted at 10:44AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Shelley

8. Dude ~ So, you know what a prostitue wears for a sexualy disfunctional client!!! I guess you are telling all of us what your problem is.

Wonky Hilton really needs to get that NOSE fixed and something done to that "wonky" eye.

Posted at 10:09AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Kiss My Saltine

9. I knew this chic in high school that would snort meth and have sex ALL the time with about everyone! Her eye went crooked like the way paris's is doing. She would be looking at you with one eye and the other would be searching the sky for planes...kinda just like Paris's eye is doing...

Posted at 10:12AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Kevin

10. Did she go right from her dance recital to the clubs???

Posted at 10:11AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Paris is so immature

11. Isn't she almost 30? Why is she wearing a dress the little girls on Toddlers and Tiaras wear?

Posted at 10:10AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Bryanbee

12. haha, she's a waste of space

Posted at 10:12AM on Feb 21st 2009 by omg!

13. I just read a quote where she calls herself an icon. But, since she's so darn stupid, I think she used the wrong term. She must have meant to call herself a MORON. Because that's what a 30 year old in a tutu ballerina doll dress is.

Posted at 10:13AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Dumb Girl Paris

14. Someone put her in time out for that silly girl outfit!!

Posted at 10:15AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Pink is so pretty

15. What are you? british and gay? Who the F says "wonky". I know about the sexually disfunctional from hanging around your mom and her clients one of them being your dad. Maybe if they didn't task you with cleaning up the "johns" as a child, you would not feel so jaded of about what I comment...

Dude ~ So, you know what a prostitue wears for a sexualy disfunctional client!!! I guess you are telling all of us what your problem is.

Wonky Hilton really needs to get that NOSE fixed and something done to that "wonky" eye.

Posted at 10:09AM on Feb 21st 2009 by Kiss My Saltine

Posted at 10:19AM on Feb 21st 2009 by The DUDE

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