Once you've broken up with someone ridiculously gorgeous like Megan Fox, it's close to impossible to trade up ... even for babe magnet Brian Austin Green.
He's got the best track record in Hollywood, having previously dated hotties like Tiffani Amber Thiessen and knocking up Vanessa Marcil, but we're thinkin' the only possible post-Fox upgrade is Bar Refaeli. But is it really an improvement?
1. Hail the foot god,FIRST!
Posted at 12:16PM on Feb 26th 2009 by Foot-fetish
2. I'm talking a tongue SO SORE it would take a month to heal!
Posted at 12:19PM on Feb 26th 2009 by Yum!
3. How about this trade? An honest, trustworth and caring waitress (who works 2 jobs) and is more concerned about finding time to volunteer at the battered women's shelter than buying new shoes and cleaning her multitude of mirrors. How 'bout that?
Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 26th 2009 by big_ghoti
4. Megan Fox is unbelievably gorgeous but DAMN she's a b*tch. I've seen her before and she's totally stuck up. Looks are temporary my dear! Wait until the exterior fades.
Posted at 12:21PM on Feb 26th 2009 by haha
5. Seriously, why are we still talking about this?!?!!? No one gives a crap!
Posted at 12:23PM on Feb 26th 2009 by BLTsandwich
6. #4 if you were only ambitious enough to be a waitress, then forget about it. I'm going for the beautiful lady into shoes!
Posted at 12:24PM on Feb 26th 2009 by shoeladylover
7. "Trading up" is subjective, isn't it? TMZ, I know this may come as a shock to you, but some people have qualities that aren't always apparent in photographs - such as kindness, sensitivity, and personality. Foreign concepts to you, I'm sure. Hey, you learn something new every day - and I just taught TMZ three things today.
Posted at 12:32PM on Feb 26th 2009 by ENR0N ST0CKH0LDER
8. What up tmz fraternity..lol
NO it def a trade down. Bar is beautiful but to nice and cuddly. She is what you consider beautiful.. But Megan Fox is just straight up Raw sex appeal..lol And she is a lil bit of a bad girl..So megan wins again!
Bar would be good if you are like 40 and want to get married and have kids.
Posted at 12:30PM on Feb 26th 2009 by Hollywood Standard
9. She is nasty with all those tats
Posted at 12:30PM on Feb 26th 2009 by sky
10. Bar Refaeli >>>> Megan Fox 100% You people in the 56% majority are out of your minds or mostly women.
Posted at 12:35PM on Feb 26th 2009 by Sono
11. Isn't he gay.
Posted at 12:34PM on Feb 26th 2009 by white trailer trash
12. As the old saying goes: "JUST REMEMBER, NO MATTER HOW PRETTY A WOMAN IS - THERE'S ALWAYS SOMEBODY WHO WAS SICK OF HER SH*T!" Pretty is nice for a while, but if you have to live with a crazy or whacked out personality, that gets ugly real quick.
Posted at 12:43PM on Feb 26th 2009 by Sparky
13. This is like trading Angelina for Jen.
Posted at 12:36PM on Feb 26th 2009 by shoeladylover
14. That a trade down she is to sexy to given up, but hay if it was he she would walking around my how house waring nothing and cooking egg's. :)
Posted at 12:38PM on Feb 26th 2009 by Big dog
15. At least Jen's midrift doesn't look like it went through a full body lift cosmetic surgery.
Posted at 12:40PM on Feb 26th 2009 by big_ghoti
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