
So what is it with Illinois congressmen? Since our knowledge of history runs deep, we're here to tell you that Abraham Lincoln had amazing abs -- seriously.

Such a polite guy to you, even though your staffer has an IQ of 7. He probably never even heard of C-SPAN.
Speaking of IQs of 7, you might tell boy genius that it's Illinoy, not Illinoiz.
Closet homo? That like saying Obama is a closet homo because he is thin and neat (as they would say on Seinfeld).
I wonder whos salad he tossed to get voted in.
BTW, all you dumb cougars drooling over this guy...he's only interested if you got something dangling between your legs. So sorry.
Wow. I figure your cameramen aren't hired for their intelligence but how hard is it to learn how to pronounce the name of our state. It's ILL-eh-NOY, not Illi-NOISE. I'm surprised the congressman didn't take him to task for that but he seems like the type to take pity on the stupid.
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