Congressman Studly Takes the Ab Test

Congressman Aaron Schock is not dismissing a head-to-head contest with the Prez. The 27-year-old freshman neither confirms nor denies if he has better abs than Barack Obama.

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So what is it with Illinois congressmen? Since our knowledge of history runs deep, we're here to tell you that Abraham Lincoln had amazing abs -- seriously.



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1. first

Posted at 12:17PM on Mar 11th 2009 by sam

2. he is so cute i will totaty marry that guy

Posted at 12:20PM on Mar 11th 2009 by sam

3. Such a polite guy to you, even though your staffer has an IQ of 7. He probably never even heard of C-SPAN.

Speaking of IQs of 7, you might tell boy genius that it's Illinoy, not Illinoiz.

Posted at 3:55PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Me

4. Absolutely SCHOCKING !!! How could Lincoln make the list? He was lanky and mal nourished.

Posted at 12:30PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Lord Xenu

5. Who cares about this closet homo?!

Posted at 12:30PM on Mar 11th 2009 by LordKain

6. Who cares about this closet homo?!

Posted at 12:32PM on Mar 11th 2009 by LordKain

7. I do.
Sicerely,
Chris brown.

Posted at 12:46PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Cat\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

8. How cute is that guy?? he looks a little like Tony Romo

Posted at 12:50PM on Mar 11th 2009 by NYone

9. Closet homo? That like saying Obama is a closet homo because he is thin and neat (as they would say on Seinfeld).

Posted at 1:38PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Lord Xenu

10. he does look like tony romo lol but hes still cute well his money makes him cute lol

Posted at 1:38PM on Mar 11th 2009 by sam

11. He makes 'Queer Eye" Carson Cressly look like John Wayne!

Posted at 2:45PM on Mar 13th 2009 by tomcat

12. By all accounts, he appears to have a functioning brain.

Can we swap Obama out for him? That would satisfy those who were so desperate for a new, young, energetic White House while also satisfying those that pray someone with a brain and can actually run this country get in there QUICKLY!

Posted at 1:47PM on Mar 11th 2009 by OutWithTheOld

13. I wonder whos salad he tossed to get voted in.

BTW, all you dumb cougars drooling over this guy...he's only interested if you got something dangling between your legs. So sorry.

Posted at 2:00PM on Mar 11th 2009 by LordKain

14. Oh, please. Who cares? Is the Congressman this desperate for 15 minutes of notoriety?

Posted at 2:14PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Harriet

15. Abs don't matter..........Obama is a chain smoker.

Posted at 2:23PM on Mar 11th 2009 by Eileen Gatti

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