Mark Wahlberg Agrees to Wear a Wire

1. Are you sure that's Mark Wahlberg? It doesn't look like him at all.

Posted at 10:30AM on Mar 19th 2009 by Jennifa O Jenny

2. Mmmmmm - YUMMY!!!

Posted at 10:29AM on Mar 19th 2009 by Oats

3. It's his steroid drip.

Posted at 10:30AM on Mar 19th 2009 by Damn Funny

4. WHAT IT LOOKS A EMS OR TENS UNIT ????????????????????

Posted at 10:38AM on Mar 19th 2009 by THE CLOWN

5. He is such a douche. World's worst actor!

Posted at 10:44AM on Mar 19th 2009 by Chris

6. Hey, DF!! You need a steriod drip to make your schlong larger....the school janitor wasn't impressed.

Posted at 11:01AM on Mar 19th 2009 by Booger

7. I don't care how he acts.. I would definitely sop him up with a biscuit.. Yummmm...

Posted at 11:03AM on Mar 19th 2009 by I don't care what his acting abilities are...

8. He's lookin for a Fire Hydrant

Posted at 11:04AM on Mar 19th 2009 by Jezzy

9. Mark, plugged or unplugged is yesterdays news.
And, whatever that thing is, he sure wants to advertise it. So, stop scowling, Mark, you got your wish.

Posted at 11:21AM on Mar 19th 2009 by cautious

10. Is that some super nicotine patch plus an electrode to zap him in case he tries to sneak one?

Posted at 11:27AM on Mar 19th 2009 by lola

11. I hate that goatee and no mustache thing. FUG Looks like a skinhead or Abe Lincoln.

Posted at 11:33AM on Mar 19th 2009 by @%&

12.

ummm...back it up for a sec...chruch you say??? is this fella not full of surprises.!!!.
who knew...considering his history & nonchalant attitude toward public urination...

Posted at 11:33AM on Mar 19th 2009 by northern gypsy

13. tool.

Posted at 11:46AM on Mar 19th 2009 by artie help

14. I think that contraption is a Bigfoot tracking device.

http://www.mediabistro.com/prnewser/original/patterson_bigfoot.jpg

Posted at 11:46AM on Mar 19th 2009 by Fugilebrity

15. Mark was great in The Departed, it looks like he's wearing a TENS unit.

Posted at 11:52AM on Mar 19th 2009 by Jaguar