Now Hiring: People To Emotionally Abuse

Watch out normal people, it looks like the new Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman movie is going to be a little cruel.

Jennifer Aniston

According to a recent Craigslist posting, the casting crew for "The Baster" is looking for a "heavy set woman" and a "woman with a round face, small eyes, and upturned nose" to have profanities shouted at them in a scene for the movie. Also, they're looking for a skinny boy with bad acne. He'll probably have profanities thrown at him too.

Any one interested in letting beautiful celebrities demean them can reply to the post -- but only if you live in the New York area.



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1. I can't believe they're actually making a movie called "The Baster". I'm not sure if that's better or worse than idiotic Angelina in "Salt". Maybe the Baster needs a little Salt?

Posted at 2:19AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Jaguar

2. I think that fits a lot of the idiots that post here....
I am not included... hahaha

Posted at 2:19AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by ☆★RoXaNnE★☆

3. Call the Obama's, the granny lives there too ya know

Posted at 2:26AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by ut oh

4. Why The F*CK Do They get Paid millions?? I dont understand America.

Posted at 2:23AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Lula

5. ★☆ CASTING CALL FOR ALL THE OCTOMOM SUPPORTERS!! THATS THE TYPE OF PEOPLE I PICTURE SUPPORTING HER CRAZY ASS ★☆

Posted at 2:22AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by ☆★RoXaNnE★☆

6. Jennifer Aniston in a movie with Jason Bateman? I can't wait to see it! I'll bet she wins an oscar. She belongs on a soap opera, like her dad.

Posted at 2:54AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by cshell

7. I think they have already a woman with a round face, small eyes, and big nose,shes called Maniston.
This is another crappy movie.

Posted at 3:47AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by ...

8. MOM yells at me all the time,I live at home still and I`am 47 and1/2.I just got yelled at again have to go my fish needs it`s butt wiped.

Posted at 4:34AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by Cann eye bring my pet fish?

9. I'm moving my mother-in-law to New York.

Posted at 8:22AM on Mar 26th 2009 by terry

10. Someone is still paying Aniston to act? Have they seen her movies?

Posted at 6:06AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by NoThanks

11. Does Rhhinna know about this add. They can put her in a fat suit.

Posted at 6:07AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by nykaren

12. I just find Jennifer so overrated.

Posted at 7:08AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by t

13. I'm suprised it didn't say "woman needs to look similar to Anelina Jolie".

Posted at 7:09AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by The Dude

14. Turkey baster sure to be a flop.

Posted at 7:37AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by t

15. Pretty much the same thing that TMZ does to celebrities, no?

Posted at 8:18AM on Mar 23rd 2009 by yeah right

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