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ShamWow Pitchman

Beats Hooker

to the Punch

3/27/2009 6:05 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

The pitchman for the super absorbent ShamWow has been arrested for not having good clean fun ... unless you consider hiring a hooker who almost bites your tongue off fun.


Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go." 

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

Excuse us for living, but it seems justified to punch a hooker when she bites your tongue. Apparently, prosecutors agreed, because they declined to prosecute either one.

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16.

me    

I wonder if he use sham-wow instead of tissues when he fly's solo???

Just sayin'

2015 days ago
17.

judy    

Give her a break ! She was trying to save us from any more sales pitches !

2015 days ago
18.

lost in lalaland    

Vince Shlomi? Really? What a perfect name for this annoying dude. Sounds like a drunk getting confused between a mobster and a salami sandwich.

2015 days ago
19.

bobbyozone    

10. Quality hookers don't kiss.

Posted at 5:44PM on Mar 27th 2009 by wtf
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2015 days ago
20.

azh01e    

Ohhh for the love of god, I am in for the comments.

2015 days ago
21.

azh01e    

inb4 parodys appear on youtube of him trying to seel a product with a swollen tongue impersination.....

2015 days ago
22.

excretive producer    

Shamwows are good for absorbing the aftermath of wanking sessions as well. You following me camera guy?

2015 days ago
23.

John H    

What a SHAM(e).....OW!!!!!

2015 days ago
24.

CackleView.com    

Sham Wow!! We have some good stuff at our site

2015 days ago
25.

Dano HI 50    

#17 how do you know?

2015 days ago
26.

Wow    

What a mess! I guess he had to defend himself. She sounds psycho.

2015 days ago
27.

jrad247    

Hope he hadn't paid her for it yet....


That isn't good for you !

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2015 days ago
28.

lol    

Koolbeans, no more of those annoying commercials! He should make a Youtube video of himself slap chopping his resume

2015 days ago
29.

Ticklefist    

Rule one: Hire better class hookers
Rule two: Don't Kiss Them
Rule three: Hit back in self defense always, man or woman, its fair

2015 days ago
30.

jennifer    

are you gettin this camera guy?

2015 days ago
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