Live Next to The Best Neighbors Ever

1. FOR 30MILLION DOLLARS AM SURE YOU CAN BUY YOUR SELF A WHOLE LOAD OF PLAYBOY BUNNIES YOU DONT NEED TO LIVE NEXT TO HUGH HEFNER TO DO THAT.LOL!

Posted at 4:54PM on Mar 28th 2009 by noyankhere

2. living next door to a pedophile for 30 mil.? moronic !

Posted at 5:31PM on Mar 28th 2009 by friend

3. 30 mil and it has a dead tree in the front yard?

Posted at 5:59PM on Mar 28th 2009 by bobbyozone

4. a PEDOPHILE? It seems to me that you do not know what a pedophile is. Sure he screws WAY younger women, but they are all legal and pedophiles have sex with CHILDREN. It's fine that you disagree with his lifestyle, as I think it's a bit sick myself. But these girls CHOOSE to be there and rape victims of pedophiles do not. If you're gonna talk smack, at least get it right.

Posted at 6:34PM on Mar 28th 2009 by tmk

5. If a house is going to cost that much it better have waterslides and a nice pool like the osbournes have , etc I didnt see any of that at hef's house.

Posted at 8:13PM on Mar 28th 2009 by Goddess in GA

6. and I mean real waterslides, not "pool slides"

Posted at 8:14PM on Mar 28th 2009 by Goddess in GA

7. I've seen nicer cheaper houses on cribs than hef's !

Posted at 8:15PM on Mar 28th 2009 by Goddess in GA

8. Really, some of these celebrities settle for any house, it's true they can go where they want when they want, but rememer the house jessica and nick had? With nothing there but a pool? that was a travesty! I would want some fun stuff right in my home and a home that was relaxing at the same time. Otherwise you wouldn't get me to ever shell out millions if i had them

Posted at 8:20PM on Mar 28th 2009 by Goddess in GA

9. as lovely as it would be to have all that, the dramz next door so wouldnt be worth it.

I'll pass.

Posted at 10:07PM on Mar 28th 2009 by OkWhat?

10. Oh, my. Where will the dried up middle-aged hangers-on bunnies live now? Hef will have to take them back in and start an old folks home for never made it sad sacks who still need to dress up like 'bunnies' and pretend they aren't even more pathetic doing it in their old age as they were doing it in their 20s.

Posted at 12:47AM on Apr 2nd 2009 by Whateveranator

11. Yeah, I would love to live next door to the Crypt Keeper Pervert! NOT! He must smell like old rotten goat cheese!

Posted at 12:57AM on Mar 29th 2009 by decrepit

12. oh, please, let me move to a child molester's neighborhood. Hefner is disgusting!

Posted at 6:03AM on Mar 29th 2009 by justice

13. ah-h-h, the smell of STD's in the breeze and the site of whores next door sounds enticing for 30 million.

Posted at 7:22AM on Mar 29th 2009 by messenger

14. I thought the house that they have on the market was the one the was occupied by his real wife and children...why is it being sold?

Posted at 9:12PM on Mar 29th 2009 by ganja~janie

15. 3 rules of realestate.... Location, location, location. The house is located in the exclusive Holmby Hills neighborhood. The most expensive third of the golden triangle (Bel Air, Beverly Hills, Holmby Hills). In the subdivision that never has a house for sale, now you can buy Hef's for 30 Mil, Spelling's for 150, an oil tycoon's for 125, or two others on Mapleton for around 50 Mil. This is going to attract the welthiest of all, roaylty, big business, and international wealth. So I wouldn't worry about over paying, I would worry about being the chump on the block that ONLY paid 30 mil. Remember this is a neighborhood of one-upsmanship, not coomon sense. But back the the one rule of realesate...... you do have the location that even the Spelling house does not.

Posted at 8:32AM on Mar 31st 2009 by we don't know it all