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Michael Vick -- My Doggone Life

It looks like former Atlanta Falcons QB and current dog-killing inmate Michael Vick is following in O.J. Simpson's footsteps -- he's shopping around a book about his life and crimes.

The proposed memoir of Vick's rise from poverty to stardom would likely be an attempt to show the NFL that he's sorry enough to be let back in the league. You know, sorry about the dogs, dog fighting and dog imprisonment, but also sorry for going to jail for 23 months. Remember, this is the NFL... it's almost impossible to get suspended forever. They still like O.J. and he killed his wife got imprisoned for stealing memorabilia.

The book will likely be a mixture of the "Da Vinci Code" and O.J.'s "If I Did It." Except with more dog torture. And 100% ghostwritten.



Tags: atlanta falcons, AtlantaFalcons, book, michael vick, MichaelVick, nfl, oj simpson, OjSimpson, qb, quarterback

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1. call it " Vick-dumb"

Posted at 10:37AM on Mar 29th 2009 by messenger

2. A lot of his fans are dog lovers. This was WAY over the line. Don't bite the hand that feeds you.

Posted at 10:51AM on Mar 29th 2009 by Linda Mott

3. We'll see if Vick is capable of a true apology, but if not then God help the misguided franchise that signs this scumbag. There will be a massive fan backlash, lawsuits, possibly bomb threats, you name it. Let him do some PSAs, some charity work, some sweeping out the cages at an animal shelter, Let's see how much of the profits from the book he donates to the ASPCA? THEN we'll see if he really means it.

Posted at 10:51AM on Mar 29th 2009 by Every Decent American

4. Don't let him back until he agrees to donate at least half his check to the spca!!!!!

Posted at 10:53AM on Mar 29th 2009 by 90% of NFL fans

5. We'll see if he's serious or not about the apology, but woe to the misguided NFL franchise who signs him if he isn't.

Have you ever seen a half-empty NFL stadium on game day?

Posted at 10:55AM on Mar 29th 2009 by Every Decent American

6. Go away Michael Vick.....dog killer. I hope you never play football again.

Posted at 11:08AM on Mar 29th 2009 by Krista Barth is a fool

7. Love you Michael.........................good luck!

Posted at 11:01AM on Mar 29th 2009 by Heidi

8. He should have to do community service 7 days a weekd for the rest of his life at an animal shelter. Why not? Clean those cages, dump that poop, bathe those animals, feed those animals.. oh, and the at the end of the day? Put him in his cage... with some pit bulls....

Posted at 11:04AM on Mar 29th 2009 by ilovedtheshowmadmen

9. What a dirtbag! Abuses animals, has rapes stands for them, HE HIMSELF hung & electrocuted dogs..the NFL is crazy if they let him back in & I seriously question the mind set of any fans he may have. There are plenty more talented atheletes out there to have to settle for Vick. His house can't even be sold. Just because he can play sports doesn't mean he is God or should be excused for the crimes he committed. Besides the fact he is a sick f%^& he took advantage of sponsors, his team mates, the league and fans. YUCK

Posted at 11:18AM on Mar 29th 2009 by CLMWSQ

10. Linking Michael Vick to OJ is totally Inappropriate and borderline racist. Michael Vick at least admitted to his shortfalls and took his punishment. OJ has yet to display any sorrow.

Posted at 11:34AM on Mar 29th 2009 by SundayinLA

11. Let's make no mistake about who makes the laws and runs this country. White people. They own the businesses, schools, banks, oil wells and gas stations, including this economy that sucks. They are in total control of every race, not just in this country, but the world. It never ceases to amaze me that 100 million white men from the United States control 6 billion people. And they do it because they own the Nuclear bombs and have proven, by way of Japan, that they aren't afraid to use them. So when they tell us that a man can beat a woman to within one inch of her life and only get probation, but that they will ruin someone's entire life for a dog fight, well, we all (as other races) should stand up and listen.

Posted at 11:42AM on Mar 29th 2009 by justsaying

12. this idiot deserves all the negative things that come his way. I used to work at an animal shelter, and I can honestly say it is people like this 'vickhead' that make pitbullls unadoptable. Whether it's people fearing the name bc of fighting, or the dogs actually being frightened of EVERYTHING because they've been subjected to it, and i won't even get into the casualties. Honestly, I've lost sleep over what some people do to these animals. This turd doesnt deserve ANYTHING. It takes a real tough guy to pick on defenseless animals. also, i'm sure all of you can agree, if you had his kind of money, wouldn't you find something BETTER and more PRODUCTIVE to do with your time?

Posted at 11:43AM on Mar 29th 2009 by kat

13. I hope He will be a future QB on my team

Posted at 11:47AM on Mar 29th 2009 by Lassie

14. #11 justsaying.....while I agree with your analogy about dogs vs people, your anger seems to be directed at white people, cause they outnumber minorities, therefore, more powerful. If you gave that some more thought, you might realize that the reason whites have more power, is because minorities can't stay out of jail long enough to be productive.

just saying

Posted at 11:51AM on Mar 29th 2009 by lun

15. Ok #11 I see where you are going. and for a one time offender... ya they get probation, but Vick had done this sick cruel thing to defenceless animals over and over. Even tortureing them till they died because they lost a fight. This dirt bag deserves to be punished just how he punished those dogs along with his buddy D.M.X people like these victimize animals for sport. And as far as the O.J reference... He is writing a book. Do that reference was toung in cheek joking. what O.J did was another kind of disgusting. Form moment one in the court room O.J had zero remorse and kept that smug jackass grin on his face. He knew he wouldnt pay for murdering nichole. and he was right. But Karma is a B***H and she bites.... so O.J is finally in prison. Vick is a creep and a tard and I do not feel he should get his career back. My son used to be a fan of vicks, and now isnt. He still loves the Falcons, just not vick. Now the police were called to O.J's house over and over for domestic disterbance... and each time that jakel faced creep just gave those idiots an autograph and they went away. NEVER mind the neighbors said they could hear a woman screaming . They never went inside and never checked on Nichole.. Because this was O.J Simpson, the greatest foot ball player of all time.... Turns out he is SATAN in disgise... So here it is Vick had all kinds of devises to torture those animanl, rape stations for the females, and the DEATH PENALTY if one of those poor animals lost... DEATH BY HANGING AND ELECTRICUTION!!! That exceeded any other kind of torture I have ever heard of. I believe the Nazis did that to the Jews in the prison camps too. so he is on the level with human creeps of his kind.... funny thing if Vick was in one of those camps back in the day, guess who would be hanging and electricuted untill they died... HE WOULD .. Maybe he should have a taste of his own medicine untill he dies too... For how ever long that takes...

Posted at 12:06PM on Mar 29th 2009 by Peanut

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