Mr. Mariah Flashes Dumb Tat, Even Dumber Shorts

1. DOUCHE

Posted at 2:08PM on Mar 30th 2009 by nico

2. Yes thats weird he has on jeans at the beach i guess they wanna look "good" they are in some fairy tale that doesnt come by often

Posted at 2:09PM on Mar 30th 2009 by just saying

3. I live in Barbados. More beautiful than America could ever dream of being.

Posted at 2:10PM on Mar 30th 2009 by BajanQueen

4. EWWW MARIAH NEEDS TO LOSE WEIGHT AND MR. CAREY NEEDS TO LOSE THEM SHORTS! 2 MO FOS.

NEXT!

Posted at 2:11PM on Mar 30th 2009 by 3 hot chics and 1 pimpin gangsta

5. Is the Tat real? No, no! Are the tats (plural) real? She have a breast pump for that gear?

Posted at 2:13PM on Mar 30th 2009 by LoveSilicone

6. HAHA, CANNON ISA DOUCHE BAG! JUST WAIT WHEN SHE DIVORCES HIS ASS.

Posted at 2:16PM on Mar 30th 2009 by 3 hot chics and 1 pimpin gangsta

7. He seems like he really loves her ...

Why is it so wrong?
At least he isnt beating her (that we know of) and showing his love

Posted at 2:17PM on Mar 30th 2009 by ☆★RoXaNnE★☆

8. As I've said before, tattoos are lame. Wearing denim to the beach is strange. Having said those things, he's very nice looking and really seems to love his wife.

Posted at 2:16PM on Mar 30th 2009 by rainbow68

9. well we all figured from the get go that this wasnt going to last, now the dumbass has just put the kiss of death to it...i give it six months to a years before they're in divorce court...what an idiot...never ever get someones name tatted on you if you have even the slightest hope that its going to last!

Posted at 2:19PM on Mar 30th 2009 by MsG22685

10. Don't like the shorts but it could be a thong so I'm happy lol Please someone tell me why he is Mr. Mariah. She has an album out every 7 years so I don't know if she is really rolling in the dough. He was a successul teen star, had a few movies, atleast one album, and if I'm not mistaken still has a show on MTV. Sounds like he is not as poor as you would like to make him. Even if he just made average money from these things it would have to be just as good as her funds.

Posted at 2:18PM on Mar 30th 2009 by Gemini

11. You would think that people would have learned by now not to ink their current significant other's name on their body.

Posted at 2:18PM on Mar 30th 2009 by Kim

12. What a foo...Caprie pants and white belt...he should hang himself with the belt for having whore tattood on his back

Posted at 2:19PM on Mar 30th 2009 by sceptre30

13. pretty sure this tattoo was reported on by US weekly at least a month ago.
Also: it looks like barbie is about to fall over.

Posted at 2:21PM on Mar 30th 2009 by Christine

14. What tat? I don't see Nick Cannon in this picture.

Posted at 2:29PM on Mar 30th 2009 by bpvideo

15. the relationship is doomed.

Posted at 2:31PM on Mar 30th 2009 by RedKiss69