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Porn King Gives Lindsay a Ride

Posted Mar 31st 2009 2:15AM by TMZ Staff

If you ever thought, "How the hell did Lindsay Lohan pay for that $115,000 Maserati?" -- here's your answer ... she didn't.

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The guy crazy enough to trust the exotic ride to a person with more traffic drama than Britney Spears is Dennis DeSantis -- a porn king who's produced such legendary classics as "Origami So Horny" and "Butt Sluts."

No word on why Dennis lent LiLo the car -- but we're told there's no XXX catch to drive the ride. And as for the damage Lindsay's assistant caused to the whip, we're told Double D isn't even sweating it and will let Linz drive the car after it's been repaired -- an estimated $10,000 job.

Tags: Dennis DeSantis, DennisDesantis, Lindsay Lohan, LindsayLohan, Maserati Quattroporte, MaseratiQuattroporte, porn king, PornKing

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1. She isnt getting the movie rolls she used to...
She needs to make money somehow...
Plus, sure there is lots of FREE COKE on set

Posted at 2:18AM on Mar 31st 2009 by ★☆RoXaNnE☆★

2. "Porn-o been berry, berry good to me."

Posted at 3:17AM on Mar 31st 2009 by OoooooNoooo!

3. Im a retard and cant spell roles... I know

Posted at 2:21AM on Mar 31st 2009 by ★☆RoXaNnE☆★

4. I bet he had to fumigate his car afterwards. On second thought just set the damn car on fire, it is officially wrecked. She is nasty and never bathes or changes her clothes.

Posted at 2:23AM on Mar 31st 2009 by gag

5. WTF?

Posted at 11:21PM on Mar 31st 2009 by there all going to laugh at you

6. No Rox, you're a retard for using the word retard.

Posted at 11:22PM on Mar 31st 2009 by all too human

7. lindsay works in so many way, if she ever calls me i'll tell ya all

Posted at 3:00AM on Mar 31st 2009 by Bill

8. no catch because he knew the media would report it and put his name and movies out there. free advertising for him

Posted at 4:46AM on Mar 31st 2009 by hehe

9. It figures that WHOREhan & a porn king are nice & cozy. That's where she's headed; her next career move is to be a fluffer on a porn set...

Posted at 3:48AM on Mar 31st 2009 by it figures

10. that chick is really into cars, wonder if my hyundai sonata stand a chance! couldn’t care less though

Posted at 3:49AM on Mar 31st 2009 by firas

11. Nice people she associates with. Not the least bit surprising though. As disgusting as she is, porn is probably on the near horizon! Of course she'll delude herself and think this and other publicity is great for her career! She'll drag her much older sister, Ali, with her too!

Posted at 4:02AM on Mar 31st 2009 by um..

12. btw that car is so ugly. the appeal is the price tag not styling

Posted at 4:48AM on Mar 31st 2009 by hehe

13. Must be nice to get a free Maserati!

Posted at 4:56AM on Mar 31st 2009 by www.twitter.comwin_prizes

14. why is she still news?

Posted at 5:32AM on Mar 31st 2009 by jason

15. Not surprised. She comes from trash and she remains....trash.

Posted at 8:36PM on Mar 31st 2009 by Watts

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