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Paris' New Look -- So Ladylike

4/3/2009 12:31 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Doing her best sadomasochistic Lady GaGa impersonation by wearing some sort of futuristic three-piece bikini contraption/torture device, Paris Hilton assembled all her vaguely feminine parts and materialized on the balcony of the Oceana Santa Monica hotel on Thursday.



P-p-p-poke 'er face!

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91.

Fan Since 2007!!!    



That's right, 800,
Paris loves you, too,
Only You,
NO...ONE...ELSE...BUT...YOU...

Okay everybody, stand back and let 800 do our dirty, dirty work...

1945 days ago
92.

Anon    

This is Paris' desperate attempt to get her picture taken. "I know! I'll go stand out on the balcony dressed in something outraaagggeous! Yes, you'll see me in the magazines and on the internet in no time! "

1945 days ago
93.

lola    

this is the first time i've commented here. couldn't resist when i read the other comments....why so mean, everyone?
she looks good. no big deal, not enough to justify the level of animosity i've been reading :(

1945 days ago
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bobbyozone    

i like the glasses, i like her hair, i like what shes wearin, and i saw the full length picture and i like her legs and stiletto heels too. she has good body tone and looks like an athlete. whether people realize it or not, she is getting more conservative. 5 years ago there would have been about one/tenth as much fabric on her.

i am fascinated by this woman, and wish i could spend time with her. i like her many looks, her various styles of dress from classic 60's pop styles to futuristic sci-fi porno punk and i imagine she has more stories to tell from her world wide adventures than i have time to listen.

and for whoever it was that said she needs a stalker. i would guess shes probably had more than most celebrity's ever will.

i can imagine her at a meeting with her family and business people being told there is some guy thats in town and trying to get info on how to meet her or where she will be and she says something like... "what another?,what is that? like 18 or 20 so far this year? will you tell him i'm seeing someone, and i'm just not interested. give him some gas money and tell him to please go home before we have to get mad"

besides that a person would have to be rich to keep up with her. i'm just guessing, and don't really know how much plane tickets cost... but it would be maybe fifty or a hundred thousand a year to follow her around the world.
that woman probably spends more hours a year on airplanes than i do at a full time job.

1945 days ago
95.

anthony    

I know w.t.f

1945 days ago
96.

Anna    

this broad is so ugly, white and flat chested..If I were a guy, my dog could have her..ISH OH ISHHH ek ick she s trash with un earned money..She stinks too, wink smile..PU stinkin bottom

1945 days ago
97.

Candleboxxxxx    

like the glasses, absolutely hate her

1945 days ago
98.

sickofKate    

I don't care how you dress her up, she will always look nasty! The world would be a much better place if she were no longer considered a celebrity. Who cares what she wears, who she dates, where she goes or what she does? She contributes ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to society! The only reason she gets any attention is the fact that her grandfather is rich. She is the epitome of "worthless". Her sister is better looking and has some class, which we know Paris does not, so it just goes to prove that train wrecks get more attention. Seriously, the only reason she is even on sites like this is the fact that she is a walking DISASTER!!! Nasty, nasty girl!

1945 days ago
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Roni in Downey    

Thanks for letting us know it was at the Hotel Oceana. I, for one, will NEVER stay there now. Too afraid I would get the room she was in and one of her crabs may have jumped off.

1945 days ago
100.

really now    

Did she take a fashion tip from Posh ?I think she is trying wayyyyy to hard and it just makes her look silly . Too skinny and too shallow . tsk tsk .

1945 days ago
101.

carolina mama best in the world    

Certianly the girl can afford fake boobs if she attempts to sport such a costume. What is up with the underarm flab?

1945 days ago
102.

Jitesh Patel    

PARIS IS GOREGOUS NO MATTER HOW RIDICLOUS SHE LOOKS WHO WOULDNT WANT TO GO ALL OUT ON HER YUMMY BODY , BUT TO BE HONEST, GIRL NEEDS A BOOB JOB, SUPRISED SHE HASNT GOT FIRM BARBIE TITS BY NOW

1945 days ago
103.

Lippy Loo    

Can you say Devo? Whip it ... Whip it good

1945 days ago
104.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

Is "bobbyozone" actually BRAGGING that his ido has a collection of potentially dangerous stalkers after her rancid ass? Here's hoping one of them actually CATCHES her...

1945 days ago
105.

Fan Since 2007!!!    

"Idol"

1945 days ago
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