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OctoMom: The Musical!

4/25/2009 2:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

OctoMomDo you bear a striking resemblance to a certain mother of 14? Do you have an extensive background in musical theater and improv? Have you given up on any hopes of an actual career? Then maybe you could star in a new OctoMom musical!

Described as "a fast-paced triptych musical parody" the OctoMusical is looking for someone who is "funny" and "whimsical" and can "command authority." Ability to contain eight fetuses within your womb at once is not required.

The musical is set to open at a small theater in Los Angeles called Bang sometime in June.

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1.

SoCal Razzles    

O-M-G....who will be buying tickets to that? No one.

1970 days ago
2.

cry me a gay river    

My octo**ssy song(as I type)

"My babies are my blunnt
though you might call me c*nt
I've got a lotta cash
by sellin out my ass

You're payin all my bills
when you watch dr phil
I wannna go on Oprah
But so far I say no ...money????

ohohhh baby baby (repeat 14 times)

1970 days ago
3.

Brit is a mess    

Where would Dr. Phil play out in the musical? How about the fertiility doctor?
She continues to try to ride this 15 minutes of fame that were over 14 minutes ago.
Wonder how she is affording that home being on welfare and no job.
How nice that a lot of families have lost jobs, and are trying to hang on to what they have and she is getting it handed to her on a plate.

1970 days ago
4.

sallycat10    

I vote for Sarah Silverman. Can you imagine how FUNNY that would be??? He he he...

1970 days ago
5.

Jacob Sigo    

Maybe Angelina Jolie will audition!

1970 days ago
6.

Lara    

Angelina for sure..
Both are crazy, fat lipped, and their kids will be the death of them.

1970 days ago
7.

Buck Farack    

ENOUGH of the dippy Octopsycho. She doesn't deserve her 15 minutes, she got it anyway, and now it's OVER OK????

1970 days ago
8.

Robin    

wtf! that's retarded................ stupid lady

1970 days ago
9.

itstrue    

It would be disgusting to further this idiot's 15 min. She made her bed, now she can lie in it.

1970 days ago
10.

ann    

It is abunantly clear that her celebrity status and fame is quickly fading. It's been days since TMZ had a story about her, Radaronline's coverage is down to a trickle and most of the celebrity showbiz shows have long since moved on. Just as I predicted, once the last baby came home from the hospital, the public has lost interest and she is now a non-story.

It's also obvious that she tried to manufacture a pitiful story about getting a family pet -- a pig, no doubt -- ironically fitting, don't you think?

Her failed attempts at a reality show didn't fly here in the US, so she had to go overseas to the UK to sell it.

ALL OF THIS SPEAKS VOLUMES --- NOBODY CARES -- EVERYONE IS SICK TO DEATH OF THIS STORY -- SHE PUT HER FACE OUT THERE SO MUCH THAT SHE'S LONG SINCE OVEREXPOSED AND THE PUBLIC NO LONGER CARES.

OCTO-MOVE-OVER-STEP-ASIDE-FOR-A-REAL-STORY, YOUR TIME IS UP. GO AWAY, SHUT UP AND TAKE CARE OFYOUR CHILDERN. You made the bed, now lie in it and get out of our face. Your scam has blown up in your face, people didn't adore you and send you money and donations, no one wants to see you in a reality show, no one wants to read your books.

YA MISJUDGED THE STUPIDITY OF THE PUBLIC, YOU GAMBLED AND LOST, NOW YOU'RE STUCK WITH AN OVERPRICED HOUSE THAT NEEDS REPAIR, NEIGHBORS WHO HATE YOU, 10 TIMES THE CHILDREN YOU CAN AFFORD AND SUPPORT AND FAMILY THAT IS SICK OF YOU. EVEN DR. PHIL HATES YOU. THE PUBLIC IS OVERSTUFFED WITH YOUR STORY AND WANT TO VOMIT THE MINUTE THEY SEE YOUR FACE.

NICE JOB, PRINCESS, NICE JOB...



1970 days ago
11.

bunyhop    

hope they show her not watching the kids at all and just putting on her makeup, going shopping, buying expensive things just for herself. i don't see the children in any designer clothes. i will not watch anything that has to do with her. She knows how to play the system, and that's about the only thing she is great at. She is TRASH.

1970 days ago
12.

Terri    

And what the hell is one bit funny about octo-bitch? NOTHING! I hope whomever is behind the idea goes down in flames and makes ZERO. I caught on Showbiz Tonight last night octo-bitch's blurp on GMA as well as Radar online and her comment about raising 14 children has thus far been easy and Showbiz' host said hmm wonder why it's been easy thus far, with all the nannies she's had to help her raise the kids so far *POW TO THE UGLY MUG* and than octo-bitch's comment about her going back to get her Master's degree in the Fall and how she's writing a book "I've always wanted to write a book even before any of this ever happened." Now being the intelligent being that I am, I would have to say that she means before any of this ever happened means before she impregnated herself with the last 8 fetuses. RIGHT YOU LYING SACK OF SH!T FOR BRAINS. WHAT THE HELL WOULD YOU HAVE TO WRITE ABOUT? HOW YOU'VE LIVED OFF WELFARE, DEFRAUDED THE GOVERNMENT, LIE AFTER LIE AFTER LIE. HAD 6 CHILDREN IN UGH HOW MANY YEARS, 7? YOU ARE SUCH A WASTE OF LIFE. Oh yes and her other comment about her son Aidan, how she blames herself for his Autism and how he doesn't talk (at all) and that he'll live with her all his life and why does she think he has Autism. Because she drank caffeine while she was pregnant with him. OH THERE'S A REAL SCIENTIFIC ANSWER FOR YA. I HAVE YET TO WISH HARM ON YOU OCTO-BITCH BUT I'VE REACHED MY POINT, I WISH SOMEONE WOULD KIDNAP YOUR UGLY ASS AND HOG TIE YOU AND SIMPLY DO SOME TORTURE TO YOUR UGLY MUG. NO, NOT KILL YOU, JUST TORTURE YOU FOR SEVERAL HOURS.

1970 days ago
13.

Andrea    

. "dont make the same mistakes your parents made use birth control"

1970 days ago
14.

Wake up people!    

That's it. Keep perpetuating the bloated sense of self worth of this worthless boil on humanity's ass.

1970 days ago
15.

Terri    

Well it's about damn time and time for MORE MEDIA TO DO THE SAME AS THIS COMPANY:

It’s no secret that Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, loves all the media attention — but Pop Tarts has learned exclusively that one company is officially done with giving the controversial single mom of fourteen even a mention. Parcbench, a pop culture and lifestyle media company that covers lifestyle and politics decided on Thursday to ban all mention of the Octuplet mother on their site.

"We think the Octomom and her story are an example of exactly what's wrong in our society today. So we've decided to ban any mention of the Octomom or Nadya Suleman," The President of Parcbench Media Kellen Giuda told Tarts.

The online media company, which covers mainstream pop culture, lifestyle and politics in the United States, hopes other outlets will emulate and focus on stories that advocate what America is really about.

"We don't think her story should getting so much media attention, the media should not reward her for her bad decisions and lack of personal responsibility," added Brett Joshpe, one of the founders of Parcbench and co-author of "Why You're Wrong About the Right: Behind the Myths: The Surprising Truth About Conservatives". "We think the media should spend it's time focusing on pop-culture that really reflects mainstream America and we want to tell those stories and influence others in the media to follow suit."

1970 days ago
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