Now Casting -- OctoMom: The Musical!

OctoMomDo you bear a striking resemblance to a certain mother of 14? Do you have an extensive background in musical theater and improv? Have you given up on any hopes of an actual career? Then maybe you could star in a new OctoMom musical!

Described as "a fast-paced triptych musical parody" the OctoMusical is looking for someone who is "funny" and "whimsical" and can "command authority." Ability to contain eight fetuses within your womb at once is not required.

The musical is set to open at a small theater in Los Angeles called Bang sometime in June.



Tags: 14 kids, 14Kids, 8 babies, 8Babies, auditions, Bang, musical, nadya suleman, NadyaSuleman, octomom, octomusical, parody, singing

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16. Well it's about damn time and time for MORE MEDIA TO DO THE SAME AS THIS COMPANY:

It’s no secret that Nadya Suleman, better known as Octomom, loves all the media attention — but Pop Tarts has learned exclusively that one company is officially done with giving the controversial single mom of fourteen even a mention. Parcbench, a pop culture and lifestyle media company that covers lifestyle and politics decided on Thursday to ban all mention of the Octuplet mother on their site.

"We think the Octomom and her story are an example of exactly what's wrong in our society today. So we've decided to ban any mention of the Octomom or Nadya Suleman," The President of Parcbench Media Kellen Giuda told Tarts.

The online media company, which covers mainstream pop culture, lifestyle and politics in the United States, hopes other outlets will emulate and focus on stories that advocate what America is really about.

"We don't think her story should getting so much media attention, the media should not reward her for her bad decisions and lack of personal responsibility," added Brett Joshpe, one of the founders of Parcbench and co-author of "Why You're Wrong About the Right: Behind the Myths: The Surprising Truth About Conservatives". "We think the media should spend it's time focusing on pop-culture that really reflects mainstream America and we want to tell those stories and influence others in the media to follow suit."

Posted at 11:32AM on Apr 25th 2009 by Terri

17. Time to register her 14 kids as democrats and start the indoctrination of "I'm a victim" lifestyle. A good start would be to teach them all what an evil man George Bush is, and that socialism is the answer to all our needs. Why work hard in this world when you can use other people and make them work hard on your behalf. Everyone should be an Octomom. We need a society that is nothing but users. Screw the idiots that work hard. Most if not all are republicans anyway. They are just stupid people after all. Now children, repeat after me, "George Bush is an monkey.

Posted at 2:13AM on Apr 26th 2009 by Democrats are evil

18. PLEASE! NO MORE ON OCTOMOM.

Posted at 1:02PM on Apr 25th 2009 by monica

19. Octo-bleb on society, appears to be gasping her last breaths. She has absolutely Nothing to offer society..........not now, in the future or for posterity. In her own right, she is a boring little tit, who, as she stands, could not sustain an amoeba's interest. Write a book............. she has had 15 minutes of fame as a sideshow freak, & years .sitting on her fat ass, spending taxpayers money. Just what could she write about, that would encompass more than one page of a book. Nothing. The public already knows all that there is to know about her...........that knowledge is not impressive........& is freely available on the internet.....No Charge. Octo-squid has her tentacles spread far, wide & thin...... in search of Fame, and amassing wealth. She has nothing to offer. She has no personality, no character ,no substance.& no talent. There is nothing redeeming about her. In short, she has no market value.......she has a Destiny, and It's Name is Obscurity.

Posted at 1:31PM on Apr 25th 2009 by Jane

20. Melissa Rivers bears a resemblance, both in looks and sense of entitlement. And Joan could play Octograndma!

Posted at 6:08PM on Apr 25th 2009 by Trish Mackey

21. She's trash. We'll being hearing more about her weird azz. Trust me

Posted at 6:05PM on Apr 25th 2009 by Dave

22. The proof is in the pudding. This story has been posted here almost an entire day and only 22 posts.

People are just so tired of her.

She's a loser has-been non-story. NOBODY CARES. NOBODY WANTS TO SEE HER ANYMORE.

Posted at 9:23PM on Apr 25th 2009 by ann

23. Terri - the comments about the Pop Tarts site banning all future references to OctoMom are interesting. I guess we've all pretty much noticed that there's not much "news" in this story any more, anyway.

Jane - you're right, there's not much left to write about in a book, now that Nadya has already chosen to make all the details of her personal life public over the last few months in her quest for her 15 minutes of fame.

Honestly, I have no idea why anyone would try to make a musical out of this story, or who they would expect would pay money for a ticket to see it.

Posted at 9:57PM on Apr 25th 2009 by southsidechicago

24. Hello Girls, Nice one Terri.... LOL I've been under the weather the last few days but want to jump online to see TMZ had the latest on Bathsheba. Jane Valez Mitchel reported, two of her friends have told reporters that she was in fact a stripper for over a year. She even got fired from one of the stip joints becasue the customers were touching her and she was touching them... Reported: on the news... What a piece of work..

Posted at 10:30PM on Apr 25th 2009 by my little girls

25. A musical? i thought they had already named a tv show after her called Jackass

Posted at 1:54AM on Apr 26th 2009 by Bob.A.Booie

26. Bye OctoPig. No regrets here. You're done.

Posted at 2:56AM on Apr 26th 2009 by Buh Bye

27. Hi, "mylittlegirls"! Glad to see you here and hope you are feeling better.

While I was trying to track down the Jane Welez-Mitchell info you posted, I came across something else... apparently Nadya rushed baby Macai to the hospital because he "wouldn't stop crying." Now, wouldn't a self-proclaimed "experienced mother" know that hey, sometimes stuff happens??? Babies get gas and get colicky, get fussy, can't sleep, or whatever. Don't we all remember being kept awake for the better part of the night, sitting in the rocking chair or walking around the house, jiggling and cuddling a fussy baby? Since young babies don't have language skills yet, crying is their "speech," and their only way of getting attention. Apparently, he was fine, so mother and baby were sent home.

I'm glad he was OK, of course. But again, evidence that Nadya hasn't been previously much involved in the actual care of babies (as we've observed from what we've seen in the videos). Hope these little ones don't get rushed off to the hospital every time they are having a tough night! As a new, first-time mom, I often found that a call to my doctor brought reassurance and confidence in dealing with typical baby "stuff."

But my very favorite "new mom" story actually isn't mine... it came from a neighbor one day when we were sitting around reminiscing about our "first-time Mom" experiences. My friend told me that one night she and her husband were awake with their fussy firstborn, and he felt warmer than usual. They feared he might be running a fever, but weren't quite sure about the best way to take his temperature. The called the doctor, who advised them not to panic, since babies and young children often run higher fevers than adults could tolerate, but he wanted them to call back after they took the baby's temperature. He told them that they should take a thermometer, lubricate it with a bit of Vaseline or KY gel,carefully place it between the cheeks, leave it in place for about two minutes, then take a look at the thermometer to get a temperature reading.

A few minutes later, my neighbor called the doctor back, even more distressed, to give the report.... she said that she had followed the instructions, but had not been able to keep the thermometer in place, because the baby kept trying to spit it out :)

Posted at 3:27AM on Apr 26th 2009 by southsidechicago

28. I cant believe this bitch!! I refer to myself as stupid Woodland Hills, becasue I can't figure out, who is paying for that damn hospital bill, and the bitch remains on State Aid, but still continues to buy a house, appear anywhere they will throw money her way, and we continue to follow along with her escapades and now a f****ing musical??????? Thats crazy. She is definitely crazy, and we are crazy for caring. Stop recording her every movie, kick her fat ass off of welfare, make her use every damn dollar she has gotten to pay the damn hospital bills, and pay back state aide and then take her kids away! Sell them, if possible to Angelina, and use the money to pay back what Octomom owes her Mom and Dad for raising this lying, pole dancing slut. Anything to get rid of her and expose the phony she is and continues to be.

Posted at 3:32AM on Apr 26th 2009 by stupid in Woodland hills

29. Just for fun... the photo was take by Raul Roa, who runs the Octorazzi web site:

http://www.whittierdailynews.com/news/ci_12220059

Posted at 3:34AM on Apr 26th 2009 by southsidechicago

30. Isnt it possible for someone, anyone, who has the capacity to pull this girl's (I use this term loosely, mainly because she is loose) financial records, tax returns (if she even has one) and report, since its pubic information, exactly what she is getting from State Aide, how she manages to secure an exclusive paying gig from radaronline.com and why she is allowed to do both? Whos is paying the mortgage to that house, but she still manages to get State assistance, for the embroyonic misfits that she calls. kids. I have nothign against her kids, because they certainly didnt have a choice here, but she certainly did. Why isnt the hospital suing her ass, (and there is plenty of that ass, stomach, mouth, and tits) to go around to sue, and get back their money!!??!!?? I cant wait until all those stupid caring donating individuals and companies begin to realize that the gal is nothing more than a damn, dumpster diving, fraud and is taking every one who helps to the cleaners. Just look at her Mom!! She has a jellyfish for a spine and her Dad isnt much better. She is the best reason why legalized abortion is still available.

Posted at 3:46AM on Apr 26th 2009 by stupid in Woodland hills

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