Motorized Bar Stool Drunk -- Free to Ride Again

Motorized bar stoolOhio natives beware -- the drunken idiot/genius who was banned from riding his motorized bar stool has just been given permission by a judge to saddle back up.

Kyle Wygel -- who got a DUI last month in Ohio while riding the greatest invention since, well, booze -- struck a plea deal on Friday, which forces him to pay an $830 fine and attend an alcohol prevention program.

But more importantly, the judge lifted the ban which kept Kyle from riding his bar stool-mobile -- which tops out at an impressive 38 MPH.

20 bucks says he's listening to "Free Bird" right now.



Tags: free bird, FreeBird, kyle wygel, KyleWygel, motorized bar stool, MotorizedBarStool

Reader Comments

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1. awesome

Posted at 2:18PM on Apr 27th 2009 by reebs

2. awesome

Posted at 2:20PM on Apr 27th 2009 by reebs

3. flip-flops are safer.

Posted at 2:21PM on Apr 27th 2009 by wasted days and wasted nights

4. Moron....he's from Ohio? I thought the south for sure...hmm

Posted at 2:43PM on Apr 27th 2009 by Avela

5. Every time I go to the toilet in a bar, some prick steals my stool. I want one of these!

Posted at 2:51PM on Apr 27th 2009 by Allan Ridak

6. LMAO at the picture of Cletus in the corner - good one.

Posted at 3:15PM on Apr 27th 2009 by giggity!

7. $830 fine? lol, scumbags

Posted at 3:21PM on Apr 27th 2009 by cio

8. By the looks of the part on the lower right of the photo next to the tire, a episode of South Park would seem it fit in better.

Posted at 4:03PM on Apr 27th 2009 by Wrong cartoon used

9. Wow i live in central ohio and i never hurd anout this... what a red neck...

Posted at 5:17PM on Apr 28th 2009 by balletqueen13

10. Love the Wheelie Bar on the back of the Moto Stool. Prevents you from spilling your beer while you're burnin rubber...

Posted at 6:29PM on Apr 27th 2009 by altro

11. Ah, long live Ohio. Motorzied bar stool...Dr. Phil pill stealing couple....makes me proud to be a Buckeye. haha!

Posted at 8:02PM on Apr 27th 2009 by NorwalkResident

12. Avela, shows how much you know huh, you ignorant SOB!

Posted at 10:03PM on Apr 27th 2009 by DUMB TWAT AVELA

13. BTW< AVELA, you have to have a brain to come up with an invention, dumb invention or not. So it shows your insult to the south is really not that much of an insult as you thought. Where are you from? You obviously didn't make it past 4th grade.

Posted at 10:06PM on Apr 27th 2009 by DUMB TWAT AVELA

14. Avela needs to get her azz beat.

Posted at 10:12PM on Apr 27th 2009 by Katherine

15. I am proud to say that I am from the South and also a Lynyrd Skynyrd fan. I have never lived in a trailer, I have all my teeth and I graduated high school. There are no automobiles up on cinder blocks in front of my house nor is there an old washing machine on my front porch.

I get tired of southern people being stereotyped as ignorant rednecks.

This bar stool riding idiot is just one example that serves as proof that 'rednecks' can be found all over the world.

The judge that decided he should be allowed to continue riding the bar stool is another example.

Even the idiot that wrote this article was kind enough to provide yet another example.

Posted at 12:49PM on Apr 28th 2009 by skynyrd fan

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