Mark & Kelly: Abs-olutley Perfect Couple

1. She has prison abs. I guess her husband likes having sex with women who have the bodies of young men. She's absolutely hideous.

Posted at 2:53PM on May 4th 2009 by The Warden

2. kelly is the greatest lil chick out there!! Mark is one lucky guy , TOOSOFTFORYOU, continues to eat buckets of ass.

Posted at 2:53PM on May 4th 2009 by artie help

3. Actually they are in Miami because Live with Regis and Kelly is going to do four shows from there starting tomorrow. Kelly and Mark celebrated their anniversary early a couple of weeks ago with a weekend trip without their kids to Turks and Caicos.

Posted at 2:56PM on May 4th 2009 by DawnB

4. Ok where is her naval??

Posted at 2:57PM on May 4th 2009 by forevermore

5. What happened to her belly button?

Posted at 3:07PM on May 4th 2009 by Tim

6. Doesn't her head look too big for her small body? Kinda gross looking.

Posted at 3:10PM on May 4th 2009 by Liz

7. Kelly Ripa's 15 minutes of fame is almost over. She is another celebrity who thinks she has talent...yuck! Mark is Kelly Ripa's "Kevin Federline". I know these "types" pay the bills for the tmz.com staff so I guess that's their only redeeming purpose!.

Posted at 3:14PM on May 4th 2009 by joy

8. Mateo and Haley! Haley should go back to Pine Valley and visit her dad Adam... He is in bad shape.

Posted at 3:14PM on May 4th 2009 by Mike

9. He has come a long way from his days stripping for the Suncoast Calendar Men,down here in Florida lol.I used to go see him all the time,he's gross though in a t back!! He went from male stripper to sponging off her fame lol!

Posted at 3:15PM on May 4th 2009 by Lisa Riot

10. His swim trunks look like the background of Larry King Live.

Posted at 3:18PM on May 4th 2009 by ..loki 4ever..

11. OMFG, she is so HOT.....I would lick her from crack to crevace....mmmmmslurppp

Posted at 3:19PM on May 4th 2009 by Mike

12. No.5. Why don't we trade that $550 billion dollar defense buget for the $30 billion one. Then, when Iran, North Korea or China attacks us, why, we'll just tell them about the kids around the world who we are feeding. Yeah....I think that will work. You have got to be kidding me. Daily, countries are looking to find one.....just one.....weak spot in America's defense system. One weakness that they can exploit. It's nice to be able to feed the rest of the world, but this country cannot feed one single person if we don't have a defense system. I can tell by your writing that not only have you never entered the service in defense of this country, but that you never will. It's so much more easier to have other people do YOUR dirty work so that you can have all this time to criticize and bite the hands that keep your butt safe.

Posted at 3:31PM on May 4th 2009 by justsaying

13. I cannot stand her!!!! Absolutely cannot stand her...her personality is obnoxious!

Posted at 3:23PM on May 4th 2009 by greeneyedlass

14. joy is retarded! doesn't have a clue what is talking about

Posted at 3:28PM on May 4th 2009 by mudpie

15. That woman is in DESPERATE need of breast implants.

Posted at 3:29PM on May 4th 2009 by Princess_Pink