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Bristol Palin -- Do As I Say, Not As I Do

5/6/2009 8:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Just what every kid wants to hear: If she could do it all over again, Bristol Palin would have made Levi Johnston keep it in his pants.

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Despite calling her 4-month-old son "the best thing that ever happened" to her, VP wannabeen Sarah Palin's 19-year-old daughter was on "GMA" this morning promoting teenage abstinence. Whose bright idea was this?!

Look closely, her puppet strings are showing.

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46.

JR    

Bristol Palin is one pretty lady! It's good that she's breeding. I'd rather it be her having babies than all the Islamic people who want to take us back to the Stone Age.

1905 days ago
47.

bruno13    

I've got a nice pearl necklace for her!

1905 days ago
48.

Kate    

What parent wants their teen having sex but if they are they need to play it safe. Not only is pregnancy a problem but std's are an issue too. Report after report proves that ABSTINENCE only does not work. WHat is so frigging wrong about telling your child about all their options? When Palin was on Fox News a few months ago she told Greta that abstinence wasn't realistic so what's changed since then? Did her beast of a mother read her the riot act/? Did some wacked out church group get their hands on her? This girl is every bit of an ignaramous as her mother.

1905 days ago
49.

skanky skanks    

my cats freaked out when bristol came on the television ---- apparently she was sending out electromagnetic pulses through the television from the area on her face where humans would normally have eyes.
you could tell she couldnt wait to get the interview over so she could hit the NY barrios for some puerto rican papi lovin.
Bristol: "I am a reptile, vote for my mother, she must dominate......beep beep..."

1905 days ago
50.

mikidais    

#38 Haha! that was funny!

Bristol is totally her mother's puppet. she needs to shut up and go raise that poor illegitimate child. I feel so bad for that baby being born into such a white trash clan.

1905 days ago
51.

skanky skanks    

I DONT KNOW WHY CHICKS GOTTA USE THEIR VAGINAS SO YOUNG LIKE THAT......DONT THEY KNOW THEY HAVE A FEW OTHER HOLES TO USE INSTEAD UNTIL THEY ARE OLDER AND READY (ORAL, ANAL....)

1905 days ago
52.

Ms. Giant1    

Whatever, go away and enjoy your child you unwed media whore. You laid down had unprotected sex got pregnant, you're unwed, and your mother is a loser. The Palin's were forgotten until the media whore showed up. So what you're not an exception there are plenty of teen moms out there (not to say that it's okay to be a teen mom), but you're no better than the next one. So ski your azz back to Alaska and chill out.

1905 days ago
53.

who has the facts? ME    

She doesn't WANT to be left alone - she is a Palin!!
As long as she puts her self out there (no pun intended) she will be discussed, good or bad. If she doesn't want the limelight, STAY THE HELL OUT OF IT!!!

1905 days ago
54.

RJ    

This is a joke right??? We're all being punked?? First she said it wasn't realistic and now she's saying it is...which one is Bristol...huh...huh. It was ok when you were being a freak in the bed but now that you broken up you're going to be abstinent...yeah right...once a hoe always hoe. Your hair extensions and makeup are just as fake as your act.

1905 days ago
55.

Jay    

Actions have consequences!! Teenage parenthood is preventable through either abstinance or protection. It just requires a little self-control. Although the idiot baby daddy hasn't figured it out I'm glad to see Bristol at least knows the difference and isn't afraid to speak the words even if she's had trouble living the good advice.

1905 days ago
56.

Terri    

Well damnit Casey steal my thoughts why don't ya, haha, get outta my head! You people crying leave her alone, ugh, if she wanted to be left alone, she should stay off the airwaves of TV broadcasts, media publications, radio newscasts, so on and so forth. I think Chelsea Clinton would be a good example to cite, while she certainly never got pregnant, she stayed out of the spotlight quite well during her father's years in the White House, and well into her college years she occasionally was in the press, but never for anything "bad" per se. Ah yes, Momma Palin is definitely behind shoving her into the media spotlight, no doubt about it. As for the baby's Daddy, he needs to hook up with that father's organization, the one that fights for the father's rights, I don't recall the name of it. The baby's parents are both at fault, however, I do not like when money and power trys to squash the rights of little money and a not so pretty family background, in fact I detest it with a passion.

1905 days ago
57.

Kevin    

If she had swallowed there would be no discussion.

1905 days ago
58.

SocialistCowardicePigs    

"Do as I say, not as I do?" Why is TMZ giving this girl hell for taking a page out of the liberal playbook?

Dems want everyone to pay taxes, though no Dems in Washington do. Dems want us to live "Green" while Al Gore's house uses more energy in one week than most small towns do in a month. Dems preach freedom of speech, but if it's negative speech against a Dem then that person must be silcenced. Dems were all in favor of bringing every single troop home while Bush was in office, but since Obama is there now it's ok that's he's sending another 60,000 overseas. Dems are all in favor of gay marriage, though 8 years of Clinton and Gore did nothing for it, and the most Dem state of all, California, ALWAYS votes no agains it. So on and so forth.

Frustrating when the tables are turned, say kooks? LOL!!!

1905 days ago
59.

Rap sucks    

MILF MILF MILF MILF! JUST LIKE HER MOTHER.

1905 days ago
60.

Rap sucks    

Abstinence doesn't work for teenagers these days they are too horny and need some loving. And masturbation only makes you want it more.

1905 days ago
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