False Alarm at Cher's!

1. I figured. False alarms are very common for people with alarm systems. Great reporting as usual tmz!

Posted at 2:58PM on May 7th 2009 by Emily B.

2. SECOND!!

Posted at 2:58PM on May 7th 2009 by toofastfortoofast

3. Thank God!!

Posted at 3:01PM on May 7th 2009 by Jack McFarlane

4. False alarm, thank god I was worried about her

Posted at 3:00PM on May 7th 2009 by fred smilek

5. RICH MANS PROBLEMS? I THOUGHT CHER WAS A WOMAN? I THINK THATS BIGGER NEWS!

Posted at 3:04PM on May 7th 2009 by Frankenpussy

6. Wishful thinking

Posted at 3:03PM on May 7th 2009 by ccc

7. oh my goodness thank the lord!!

Posted at 3:05PM on May 7th 2009 by toofastrforyou2

8. Rich "women's" problems. Not "woman's". ugh.

Posted at 3:13PM on May 7th 2009 by typical

9. Damn.

Posted at 3:16PM on May 7th 2009 by Sebastian Pennybottom

10. Actually typical. You're wrong. Story is right. Women is is plural. Cher is NOT a plural.

Posted at 3:19PM on May 7th 2009 by NotFastEnough

11. typical...

drop the attitude...

and go to school.

Posted at 3:33PM on May 7th 2009 by Inny

12. She isn't even there, she is in Vegas!

Posted at 3:55PM on May 7th 2009 by Jeff95117

13. gawd tmz you're like....

Posted at 4:56PM on May 7th 2009 by Vultures Circling

14. CHER IS A WHORE. HER VAGINA IS SO HUGE IT HAS ITS OWN WEATHER SYSTEM.

Posted at 5:17PM on May 7th 2009 by bottle it up

15. the picture looks like she's trying to swallow a mouth of semen, but her gag reflex can't handle 400 GALLONS OF MANJUICE ALL AT ONCE!!!!! CHER YOU'RE A WHORE!!!!!!!!!!

Posted at 5:22PM on May 7th 2009 by bottle it up