Bruno on Anus: I'm Bleached and I'm Proud!

1. FIRST BIATCHES!!!!!

Posted at 1:57AM on May 12th 2009 by Fetish for sexy feet a.k.a Foot-fetish

2. Sacha Cohen isn't fooling me. He didn't have a man sit on his face in Borat simply because he's NOT gay. I'm sure he had several homosexual experiences "just to get in character" too. LOL

BTW, why aren't gays offended by this Bruno character? It's not really very flattering.

Posted at 2:01AM on May 12th 2009 by Cartman

3. he is so funny this film is going o funnier then the last one he did cant wait. I cam across a great website called byzoon.com a new social network they have a cool concept must check out. wow

Posted at 3:57AM on May 12th 2009 by sam mains

4. Isn't this guy's 15 minutes up yet?

Posted at 3:35AM on May 12th 2009 by mod

5. I dunno, I just don't think this character will have the legs Borat did. One of the reasons, I think, that made Borat such a phenomenon, is that he was unique. It seems like I've seen a lot of over-the-top gay characters before, though I can't quite put my finger in one at the moment.
Well, now that I think about it, maybe Borat did have some comedy ancestors in Latka and Balki. I guess the idea of a foreign dude with a funny accent and speech pattern who says inappropriate things isn't THAT unique.
Ok, forget everything I've put forth. Never mind.

Posted at 5:42AM on May 12th 2009 by Joseph

6. I`ll whip your A into shape and talk nasty trash to you on the PA system at the same time...your be my bitch in no time HE HE HE DAH!.TMZ will be there!.

Posted at 6:09AM on May 12th 2009 by Palm beach LA`fitness trainer

7. HE HE HE ME dumb dumb got gum gum?

Posted at 6:18AM on May 12th 2009 by HAZY DAVE&TOMTOM

8. can he get his own tent mom?

Posted at 6:38AM on May 12th 2009 by call me. i'm a pimp.

9. He needs to just go away. I really feel sorry for his daughter; to have a dad like him..

Posted at 6:40AM on May 12th 2009 by Joanne

10. He really put his butt on the line for this movie.

Posted at 6:47AM on May 12th 2009 by Linda Mott

11. sasha whatever his face is is retarded and a nobody. borat is humor for people that live in Smallville, USA.....it keeps them feeling good about life between their sunday mass, meanwhile theyre sending their children to iraq to get killed in the war that was started in the name of god. meanwhile, miss california is busy being a liar and a whore. i think joan rivers needs to punch carrie in the face repeatedly. i hope carrie has a miserable depleted life.

Posted at 7:29AM on May 12th 2009 by borat who??

12. I do think that hi is gay.

Posted at 7:31AM on May 12th 2009 by TMZClassifieds.com

13. He has to be one of the most overrated non-funny morons in cinema history.

Posted at 7:47AM on May 12th 2009 by MR. X

14. Okay. The ass bleaching is out of the way. Now Cohen just needs a sense of humor transplant and he'll be good to go. Hope they find a donor soon.

Posted at 8:02AM on May 12th 2009 by Da Fadda Figga

15. For those who find Cohen unfunny my guess is they love Blue Collar comedy and think that every Jim Carrey movie is hilarious.

Posted at 8:08AM on May 12th 2009 by DrProctor13