911 Calls -- Real Life 'Dallas' for Pamela Ewing

1. First!

Posted at 3:58PM on May 13th 2009 by Baby Girl

2. Yeah. I'm sorry. I really don't care about this over the hill plasti-face and her dumb maid. I really, really don't.

Posted at 3:58PM on May 13th 2009 by Bobby Joe

3. beat it bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FIRST.

Posted at 4:00PM on May 13th 2009 by michael jackson'e babysitter.

4. I know this is really sad, and like, get a life and all, but can some technically-minded geek please explain to me how when you put a comment on, and its at number three, say, how it then has jumped to slot number six when you visit the page later? I've always wondered this. I know, I know, get a life blah blah blah, but could somebody else without a life please explain it to me?

Posted at 4:16PM on May 13th 2009 by maggie

5. #2 & #3: I really pride myself on trying to put myself in someone else's shoes when I don't really get them. But, it's not working for you and your other "FIRST!" buddies. Really? When you go to bed at night this is what you note as your accomplishment for the day? Is this how you measure your worth? It's SOOOOOOOOOOOOO boring to the rest of us, we really wish you'd make an intelligent comment instead. Proving you are hovering over a gossip site for your big accomplishment of the day is pretty sad. Perhaps a career playing competitive Ms. Pac Man is a more honorable endeaver. Think about it. It's like the guy that thinks he's a man because he can push his right toe down and rev the engine. He thinks it impresses the girls, but they're really wondering just how small his d*ck must be.

Posted at 4:21PM on May 13th 2009 by lost in lalaland

6. Lalaland - what are you talking about??? Its just a bit of harmless fun for certain insomniacs. Nice for you that you've had such a fulfilling day that you dont bother going on crappy websites and making comments. Oh, hang on....you just did!!

Posted at 4:25PM on May 13th 2009 by maggie

7. FIRST Bitches! ..
See how stooooopid you look for typing that?

Now.......... I think Victoria Principle should be calling Immigration.
Never mind 911.
Immigration will that bitches send ass back under the fence.

Posted at 7:41PM on May 13th 2009 by MissCaliforniaSucks..everyone.

8. I believe Victoria Principal before I would believe her slimy housekeeper. you cant even understadn her. If I didnt know how to speak well enought so an emergancy operator can understand me I would take speeh lessons and English. You cant even understand the idiot. She steals from her employer, then trys to play a victim. GO HOME!

Posted at 4:31PM on May 13th 2009 by ICU812

9. Miss California, why do you think your comment is SO much more intelligent than "First Bitches!!!"? LOL. You're just as much an idiot for thinking that your opinion on some nobody celebrities is SOOOoooo important to share hahaha

Posted at 4:34PM on May 13th 2009 by maggie

10. Rednecks and their guns. Think they can pull a gun on anyone. and all you imbeciles on here supporting her just because the maid is spanish. Makes me so proud NOT to be American.

Posted at 4:38PM on May 13th 2009 by Dee

11. I was just take N a fudge and the phone rang SORRY bout that nanners

Posted at 4:47PM on May 13th 2009 by **ARTIE*~ LANG- (HELP)

12. Being a Dallas fan, I've followed Victoria Principal through the years. At times it seems she thinks she's better than everyone else--one example being that she couldn't get to the Dallas reunion. I question this situation for that reason? Why does she have to call 911 and announce her name? She demands the police get right there, because she is Victoria Principal. Glad I didn't have a bigger emergency in that area at that time!!!!!

Posted at 4:52PM on May 13th 2009 by DESERT WOMAN

13. HELLO?

Posted at 4:49PM on May 13th 2009 by FUDGE NANNERS

14. victoria is a liar, u can tell by how defensive and bitchy she was to the 911 operator

Posted at 12:25AM on May 14th 2009 by yguyg

15. they're both jackasses...

Posted at 4:50PM on May 13th 2009 by ozzgod