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Topless Chick Drops 2 on Chicago Bulls Star

5/14/2009 1:17 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Less than two weeks after the Chicago Bulls were bounced from the NBA playoffs -- one of their star players was already on the rebound ... with a topless chick in St. Barts.


Cameras spotted 6'11" Joakim Noah -- the one with the crazy, frizzy hair -- puttin' a full court press on some smokin' hot woman rumored to be his GF.

Playoffs? What playoffs?!

FYI -- Joakim Noah is perhaps responsible for the greatest celebratory dance in the history of sports -- click here to watch. It's amazing...

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I watched the "celebratory dance" because I thought it could be funny and if so, I was going to comment that beautiful girls fall for ugly guys because they have a sense of humour. But now my comment is that I want to puke. that guy is a retard. and ugly.

1990 days ago

Boxer Mum 06    

I watched the dance - he seems to have the same fun, energetic spirit his father has. Anyone that watched his dad play tennis would see his son inherited his free spirit.

As for those who say he is ugly - what are you looking at? He's the product of a Swedish beauty queen and one of the best tennis players ever to hail from France. His dad is a legend.. maybe you should spend a few seconds and google him, his name is Yanik Noah.

1990 days ago


So typical of the modern male in many societies today: "if it's bigger, it must be better".

They gotta have the biggest car, the loudest stereo, an enzyte-enhanced member, a gigantic TV, the Super Big Gulp. More more more more!

No emphasis at all on quality. It's all quantity. Stupid.

1990 days ago


all real men hate fake titties. those who say it doesn't matter are either gay or have not had enuf titties to tell the diff.

please stop bolting plastic to your chests. they look and feel like crap.

1990 days ago

gator fan    

hey #3 your a jealous piece of crap and probably a Kentucky fan..GO GATORS...

1989 days ago

who cares    

HOLY FAKE BOOBIES!!! Those need redone....

1988 days ago


Note to fake breast bashers: no matter how many times you throw out the insults, those women will still never want YOU. But you just keep on making yourself feel better about it, m'kay?

1983 days ago

AJ Kush    

Wait I know her! lol

1941 days ago
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