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Lindsay Lohan Is Tow Up

5/28/2009 5:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed -- and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson's place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.



LiLo had a chauffeured backup ready to go though -- a Rolls-Royce ... painted flat black!?

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31.

Linda Mott    

Why would anyone give this woman the keys to any car?

1871 days ago
32.

nexy    

wat an idiot!!!! i just wanna slap the stupid outta her!

1871 days ago
33.

whatthefrig    

This whore is just useless! Yes, much of how she is today comes from her low life parents setting bad examples but get over it. You know the difference between right and wrong, clean up your life sow.

1871 days ago
34.

Karen    

What a useless piece of human drek. How many chances does this dimwit get?

1871 days ago
35.

unreal    

Can she spell Maserati? At 0:28 the walk of no-shame. Her or Paris or both are gonna pay the piper sooner or later.

1871 days ago
36.

who dat    

Sooner or later there will be a porn movie with linds. After everyone in the film plows her in the hole of their choice, they will drag her out and dump her in the gutter. It won't be long.

1871 days ago
37.

Anita    

A Maserati ? WTF?

Bitch needs to ride a bike so no innocent people get killed. Oh wait. She IS the town bike.

1871 days ago
38.

Anita    

Why would a porn producer 'loan" her his car??? Jesus.

1871 days ago
39.

Robert    

Poor linsay noman, must be a rough life when your massi gets towed you just say oh well and get in the rolls.
OH AND MAX, YOU KNOW THAT YOU'D TRADE LIVES WITH HEFF IN A HEART BEAT!!

1871 days ago
40.

its me    

she has hit rock bottom a few times and the one time we seen it . you all remember when she followed that lady ? she fired someone or something like that and when LL got caught she SHOULD HAVE went to jail for a while . she should have for the coke also. but right now i dont see her doing anything wrong. shes just having a bad break-up in front of the world . the cameras are always there so its not her fault shes on TMZ all the time .i feel bad for her because she really is going through so much and i do hear that she really isn't a bad person. shes an addict who has been thru hell and back and being an addict isn't fun. i like Sam . NOW thats a girl who hasn't done anything wrong so i wish people would just leave her alone. she doesn't deserve all the name calling . how knows , maybe Jack Nicholson has a movie for her LOL
maYbe hes a friend , a father figure or maybe he had drugs for her or maybe she needed a place to stay but she was out of there in hours . maybe she just need someone to talk to but she pulled up in a car with a bunch of people. it was funny ( poor Jack)) he was like WHATS WRONG HONEY? WHATS ALL THE NOISE OUT THERE? now why would she put him in that situation?? unless he has told her to go over there. ANYWAYS GOOD LUCK AND I REALLY MEAN THAT ! BE LUCKY YOUR A LIVE. MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO TALK TO KATE MOSS BUT I'M SURE SHES STILL DOING HER DRUGS. HELL IF I HAD TO DEAL WITH THE PAPS ALL THE TIME AND GOSSIP ABOUT ME I WOULD PROBABLY BE DOING DRUGS MYSELF .

i hate to say it but as we all see , we dont think shes gonna make it in Hollywood so whats after that? PORN! i HOPE she doesn't go down that road . i do think shes to good for that and thats not the kind of attention she wants. and leave sam alone! but i do wonder if LL dad is right? will sam right a book? even if she did nothing would surprise me anyways.

1871 days ago
41.

let it go    

Wake up pig

1871 days ago
42.

anthony    

she is so nasty looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how drunk must you be to decide to paint your rolls flat black??????????????????? can you say DUMB

1870 days ago
43.

nokia    

hi girls

1870 days ago
44.

Anita    

Sam has been a stabilizing force on Lundsay I think. Her stupid father should not blame Sam for his failings as a parent.

1870 days ago
45.

frogs and gravel    

You can borrow my Ford Pinto anytime Lindsay! It has orange and yellow flames as well as
a hood scoop. Its Totally Bitchin.

1870 days ago
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