Lindsay Lohan Is Tow Up

Every car Lindsay Lohan even looks at is doomed -- and yesterday, her loaned Maserati fell victim to the curse, as it was towed away from outside Sam Ronson's place to an impound lot after she parked it in a no-no zone.

LiLo had a chauffeured backup ready to go though -- a Rolls-Royce ... painted flat black!?