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LiLo's Borrowed Maserati For Sale -- Crash Tested

Dennis DeSantis had to be sick of Lindsay Lohan's assistant (and a Cecconi's valet) playing bumper cars with the ridiculously expensive Maserati he handed over to her -- because he wants the cursed luxury car to be your problem now, not his.

Lindsay Lohan

DeSantis just listed the car on eBay for a starting bid of $25,000, but here's the best part: We clicked the CARFAX link to see if the well-publicized fender benders were gonna be listed... and they weren't.

CARFAX does give fair warning on their report, by saying, "Not all accidents or issues are reported to CARFAX" -- just everywhere else on the planet.



Tags: Dennid Desantis, DennidDesantis, lindsay lohan, LindsayLohan, maserati

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1. I really hate this skank

Posted at 9:27PM on Jun 1st 2009 by Cleveland-West_Side

2. 69Li4Ho`ling lang

Posted at 9:30PM on Jun 1st 2009 by 69LiN96MR

3. I'll bet there are forgotten eight-balls hidden all over that car. I wonder if that's factored into the price?

Posted at 9:30PM on Jun 1st 2009 by I'll Buy It

4. 8BN ho long timz GO now!

Posted at 9:35PM on Jun 1st 2009 by Li6Ho8Bdwn4LongTimz

5. You could buy this car, get pulled over, and go to jail for possession of that crackwhores' drugs.

Posted at 9:40PM on Jun 1st 2009 by ballsy

6. 6Ho8Bho longtimz U go now!6996benz4bent`LEE/Li

Posted at 9:41PM on Jun 1st 2009 by 8BNho4Long timz

7. The drivers seat still smells like fire crotch

Posted at 9:47PM on Jun 1st 2009 by sceptre30

8. FE69XRR8B-U suck

Posted at 9:53PM on Jun 1st 2009 by RR69NU8BHOHO

9. he should just give the car away. No one is going o buy that piece of crap.

Posted at 10:01PM on Jun 1st 2009 by stinky lohan

10. Only if she left her "Panties in it"..
Just smelling...............

Posted at 10:03PM on Jun 1st 2009 by Yeddy-Bo

11. First of all she has never driven this car by herself, thus "sceptre30" shove your hatred in your a**.
and to TMZ: There is 14 records in CARFAX history report, just you are cheep to pay ~39$ to get it.

Posted at 10:09PM on Jun 1st 2009 by Robert

12. Who the Hell is this guy and why would he loan his car to that nut job? That care is not only now cursed, but it probably stinks. Some idiot will buy it though. He'll probably spend his entire days licking the seat, just knowing Lindsay sat there, farts and all. Don't mind the crabs, their only pets.

Posted at 10:32PM on Jun 1st 2009 by CCC

13. for 25k that's a steal. Ya must not know what a Maserati costy...new or used. I'll buy that...pay someone to clean whatever crap she left in there up and and I have a new and nice car....and then maybe sell for a bit more in a year.

The people above me probably all use public transportation. As much as I dont like LiLo the cars a steal to anyone who wnats a Maserati.

Posted at 10:50PM on Jun 1st 2009 by Jon

14. who knows what lindsay or her assistant did to this car that we haven't heard in the media. i wouldn't want it.

Posted at 10:51PM on Jun 1st 2009 by BaldOuting.blogspot.com

15. I would buy it but I am not sure how to get it into a Nuclear Power Plant to radioactively
destroy all the germs the car contains.

Posted at 10:58PM on Jun 1st 2009 by flanker99

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