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Ride Me6/1/2009 9:39 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
LiLo's Borrowed Maserati For Sale -- Crash Tested

Dennis DeSantis had to be sick of Lindsay Lohan's assistant (and a Cecconi's valet) playing bumper cars with the ridiculously expensive Maserati he handed over to her -- because he wants the cursed luxury car to be your problem now, not his.

Lindsay Lohan

DeSantis just listed the car on eBay for a starting bid of $25,000, but here's the best part: We clicked the CARFAX link to see if the well-publicized fender benders were gonna be listed... and they weren't.

CARFAX does give fair warning on their report, by saying, "Not all accidents or issues are reported to CARFAX" -- just everywhere else on the planet.

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let it go:  986 days ago

I really hate this skank

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PEPSI Generation:  986 days ago

69Li4Ho`ling lang

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Zach Swan:  986 days ago

I'll bet there are forgotten eight-balls hidden all over that car. I wonder if that's factored into the price?

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ballsy:  986 days ago

You could buy this car, get pulled over, and go to jail for possession of that crackwhores' drugs.

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mellon bruse N:  986 days ago

6Ho8Bho longtimz U go now!6996benz4bent`LEE/Li

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sceptre30:  986 days ago

The drivers seat still smells like fire crotch

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mellon bruse N:  986 days ago

FE69XRR8B-U suck

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SoCal Razzles:  986 days ago

he should just give the car away. No one is going o buy that piece of crap.

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Yeddy-Bo:  986 days ago

Only if she left her "Panties in it"..
Just smelling...............

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#645732 - Cell Block H:  986 days ago

Who the Hell is this guy and why would he loan his car to that nut job? That care is not only now cursed, but it probably stinks. Some idiot will buy it though. He'll probably spend his entire days licking the seat, just knowing Lindsay sat there, farts and all. Don't mind the crabs, their only pets.

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Jon:  986 days ago

for 25k that's a steal. Ya must not know what a Maserati costy...new or used. I'll buy that...pay someone to clean whatever crap she left in there up and and I have a new and nice car....and then maybe sell for a bit more in a year.

The people above me probably all use public transportation. As much as I dont like LiLo the cars a steal to anyone who wnats a Maserati.

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BaldOuting.blogspot.com:  986 days ago

who knows what lindsay or her assistant did to this car that we haven't heard in the media. i wouldn't want it.

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frogs and gravel:  986 days ago

I would buy it but I am not sure how to get it into a Nuclear Power Plant to radioactively
destroy all the germs the car contains.

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#645732 - Cell Block H:  986 days ago

To Jon- Like I said, some idiot will go out and buy it. Those cars are known to have engine problems and then the money you saved will be spent fixing it. I guess having a car like that makes you feel like a big shot, eh Jon? And by the way, public transportation is a necessity for most people. Not everyone can afford to go out and buy one of your fantasy rides. Save your money. Hope you like crabs. Their not easy to get rid of.

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who dat:  986 days ago

Somebody needs toget to that car immediately and take a picture of the drivers seat when exposed to a black light. Can you imagine the viruses on that seat.

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