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Artie Lange

In a Beer League

of His Own

6/5/2009 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Reason #2,173 why Artie Lange rules: He can hand out directions, dole out his weight loss secret, give props to David Carradine and try to talk an oversharing guy's girlfriend out of a codeine addiction in 3 minutes flat.

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BTW: Hats off to Artie, dude's looking great these days.

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16.

Eric Draven    

"Reason #2,173 why Artie Lange rules"... You're joking, right? That's about 3000 more than he deserves. He didn't rule years ago, and he doesn't now. He's just a walking time bomb of a mess, a relapse waiting to happen. And when he does crash and burn AGAIN, I'm hoping he's not still destroying Howard's show in the process. Frankly he should've been fired months ago.

1863 days ago
17.

TechnoBeaver    

Artie - You look great man. Keep away from the cupcakes on Wednesday and you'll be fine.

MA MA MONKEY
TA TA TOOTHEY
FA FA FLUNKIE
BA BA BOOEY

Also RIP Blue Iris... you are missed!

1863 days ago
18.

UhDuh    

Wow...how refreshing #21. Somebody leaving insulting comments to others, attempting to get a rise out of them, and invoke an argument. Hmmm...who needs to get a life, again?? Borrrrring.

1863 days ago
19.

Joy    

Artie is a hack.

1863 days ago
20.

BigFanBigFan    

Artie Lange Rules! And he looks much lighter since he's not carrying the money he lent to dan the parody man!

1863 days ago
21.

BLAKE    

ARTIE RULES!!

STERN IS GOD!!!!!!!! IF YOU DON'T HAVE SIRIUS YOU ARE MISSING OUT!!

dopie and crapthony suck ass.........losers,losers,losers..............

1863 days ago
22.

Pepelicious    

The guy is still a mess, but honestly there's no other person in the world that I would want to have around me at all times. Could you imagine Artie sitting next to you on a cross country flight? It would literally feel like it took 5 minutes. Also, you'd feel a million times less guilty about whatever crap you're putting yourself through.

1863 days ago
23.

Annie True    

I LOVE Artie... he rules!

1863 days ago
24.

andrew    

In case your not Stern Fans.......artie's ability to make people laugh left w/his herion habit, alwys knew the guy was a weak comic, but the douche chills are out of control since he quit the smack........let's hope this junky gets back on the horse soon, we'll take a coked up Artie dead in two years to this hack-soon-to-be-Kathy Griffin-VH-1 A-hole!!!!!

1862 days ago
25.

D. Tektive    

Artie Lange has no talent. He's a terrible actor...he looks like he's acting when he's acting....that's not good acting. His comedy sucks too. Repetative and unoriginal. Oh, and then there's his character...I have no respect for this guy. There's very little about him that has ay value.

1860 days ago
26.

GOLGO13    

Mr.Lang has been making people laugh for years. He is one of the funniest commedians. And to comment #4, people have been saying that for years.

1856 days ago
27.

AL LANDERS    

ARTIE LANGES 15 MINUTES ARE UP. THIS NO TALENT HACK .CANNOT ACT. HIS COMEDY IS WORTHLESS AND HE IS NOT FUNNY AT ALL. . I DONT KNOW WHO HAS LESS TALENT , ARTIE OR KATHY GRIFFIN.. I LISTEN TO THE STERN SHOW AND WHENEVER ARTIE TALKS ,,, HE ADDS NOTHING . I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED AT ANYTHING HE THINKS IS FUNNY ..I DONT KNOW WHY THE STERN SHOW KEEPS HIM ON AND WHY THE PUT UP WITH THIS HACK. JOE BUCK HAS MORE TALENT IN HIS ONE TOE THAN ARTIE HAS IN HIS FAT REPULSIVE BODY.. WHAT A HACK

1851 days ago
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