Reason #2,173 why Artie Lange rules: He can hand out directions, dole out his weight loss secret, give props to David Carradine and try to talk an oversharing guy's girlfriend out of a codeine addiction in 3 minutes flat.
BTW: Hats off to Artie, dude's looking great these days.
In a Beer League
of His Own
6/5/2009 1:30 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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