Barbara Bush -- Who's Crotchety Now?!

What?! You think the birthday girl was just gonna miss the half-naked poolside activities!?

Barbara Bush

After President Bush got his lapful from a hot chick in a bikini, Barbara Bush enjoyed a view of her own, courtesy of speedo-packin' Justin Clynes -- another actor from a local production of "A Chorus Line."

All rise for the First Lady!