Cops Investigating Jessica Alba Shark Attack

Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!

Jessica Alba

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites.

The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.

Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.

By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.



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1. Wtf!? I say KILL the sharks! Those scary things have never done us any good.

Stupid sharks, I hate em!

Posted at 3:08PM on Jun 9th 2009 by ???

2. What a loser.

What movie is she filming so I can contact the studio about not supporting her vandalism?

Posted at 3:09PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Justin

3. The idiocy of this woman knows no bounds

Posted at 3:11PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Joe

4. "Flyover state"? What? So, where you live makes you cool?

You tools that work at TMZ live in L.A., but you're still tools.

P.S. I don't live in Oklahoma.

Posted at 3:15PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Who Dat?

5. I live in NorCal and the area known as the "Blood Triangle" for the ole' great white shark. We have documented cases off the Farallon Islands of these dear ,sweet little critters actually attacking and killing "killer whales". NO ONE is dumb enough to dive, swim, or get near the water around the Farallon's, but I'd sure like to take Mz. Alba out for a little dip with a filet mignon necklace in her wetsuit to come and "relate" to one of our 16 foot long, 2 ton, eating machines. She is such a twit-Great Whites and Mako's aren't found in OC Mz. Alba, or Kansas, or Nebraska, but come on down the coast a bit, and we'll take you out for a "bite" with one. Prosecute this twit!!!

Posted at 3:15PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Ron D

6. What is Jessica doing in Oklahoma, of all places? I love OK but what's a celebrity doing there?!! They should shoot, "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here" in that state.

Posted at 3:17PM on Jun 9th 2009 by RGLG

7. After the cops find her they should then proceed to find and lock up the studio people that hired her. She has no talent.

Posted at 3:17PM on Jun 9th 2009 by rukidding

8. She really isn't very bright is she?

Posted at 3:18PM on Jun 9th 2009 by shannonlynn

9. People, give her a break. She is Mexican and we all know what they like to do to other people's property.

I'd still like to do her, even if she just tagged my H3.

Posted at 3:21PM on Jun 9th 2009 by The Mexican

10. I am tired of celebrities doing whatever the heck they want with no consequences for their actions. You see, I am assuming there will be no consequences, do you blame me??

Posted at 3:22PM on Jun 9th 2009 by ketielynn

11. What gives crazy Alba the right to come to Oklahoma City and deface public property? She should be heavily fined and escorted out of town. Also, she should give a hefty bunch of money to the United Way. Her stupidity is astounding!!!!!!

Posted at 3:19PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Alba is a MORON

12. What a dumb c*nt.
These pretentious hollywood fools need to just shut up and make movies.
Other than that, they are useless.

Posted at 3:20PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Newname

13. I'm a huge fan of Jessica Alb but I would like to know what is it about hollywood that makes celeberties want to back such stupid causes? Animal rights? What about human rights? What about ppl suffering from Aids, cancer, etc....

This is what makes ppl hate L.A. so much. We have too many wiedos.
That said I could careless if Jessica doesn't smile at those idiot TMZ paps. I'm just waiting for one of them get to mess with the wrong person and get shot.


--P.S. I would would still nail the crap out of Jessica Alb no matter how dumb she is.

Posted at 3:23PM on Jun 9th 2009 by mega

14. Saving sharks campaign in Oklahoma City? Quite the rocket surgeon we have here. Idiot.

Posted at 3:24PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Stussa

15. she should take a swim with her dear sharks.

Posted at 3:28PM on Jun 9th 2009 by Bachock

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