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Cops Investigating Jessica Alba Shark Attack

6/9/2009 4:47 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Jessica Alba is under criminal investigation for daring to take a stand on behalf of great white sharks -- in Oklahoma!

Jessica Alba

Oklahoma City cops tell us the city's Director of Parks and Recreation -- Wendell Whisenhunt -- filed a police report after photos surfaced of Alba allegedly defacing electrical boxes, a bridge and a United Way billboard. Alba was on a mission, gluing posters that are part of a campaign to save the great whites.

The problem -- the glue is so gnarly the posters aren't coming off. Cops say they want to have a chat with Alba, who's in town filming a movie.

Alba, it seems, is scrambling. Her rep has already called the United Way, offering to replace the billboard.

By the way ... someone please tell Ms. Alba Oklahoma is a landlocked, flyover state.

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Flower    

That trashy little thing is in the state making a movie. So she just decides it is her "right" to deface the property of others. Please, please, please....arrest this skank.

1941 days ago
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Joanne    

It's one thing to do this type of thing if she is child less; not saying it is right; it's not. But will she should be thinking of "will this lead me to jail" Hopefully, YES. She is as dumb as a bag of rocks.. These celebs should have causes, like helping the poor (ie giving time at a soup kitchen, time and or money to homeless shelters. Help the poor; not stupid sharks...

1941 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

Posted at 4:05PM on Jun 9th 2009 by latinacandy

Wow... that list proves it... Oklahoma is FULL of F*ck-ups and Loser.

Any parent who names their kid ORAL has got to be from Oklahoma.

Damn... hope my plane never crashes in that sh*thole.

Thanks for the info tho... 'preciate it. Wondered where all those stiffs were comin' from.

1941 days ago
34.

Ugh    

Sounds like this may be a publicity stunt. Either way, all we need to do is boycott everything she does and perhaps this nonsense will stop.

1941 days ago
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D. Tektive    

Yes...she's an idiot. But even worse will be the idiot officials who bow to her celebrity, and let her get off with a slap on the wrist.

1941 days ago
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He's just another Idiot    

Wouldn't it be fun if Alba went swimming in the Ocean and got eaten by a Shark ??!!! Alba must be a total idiot or on drugs. Probably both ! Hope she is served with a HUGE fine for defacing public property.

1941 days ago
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Fred    

To LatinaCandy: the boy's name "Oral" is a variant of "Orel" (Latin), and the meaning of Oral is "golden." In Spanish, "oro" means "gold." See? Isn't learning fun?

1941 days ago
38.

K    

Another stupid one who actually thinks she's smart. The worst kind of all. She didn't know she was land locked because she doesn't know where Oklahoma is located. She needs to just go away.

1941 days ago
39.

Joy    

she has no talent and she's an absolute moron! Jessica alba is dumb!

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40.

Wow    

Someone please tell Ms. Alba to stop forcing her beliefs on everyone else. Has-been moron.

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41.

Fred    

By the way, here's what you'll see in the next day or two: Alba will apologize, pay for the damage she did and make a sizable donation to the United Way and charges will be dropped. Whether you see that as a form of justice or not is up to you.

1941 days ago
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jlove    

What an idiot. Surely if she truly cared she would use her celebrity status to raise awareness instead of gluing stupid posters with no message on it to everything in sight. I hope they press criminal charges and quit letting these moronic celebrities get away with such garbage.

1941 days ago
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latinacandy    

HEY DUMB A** # 41 THATS HOW HE SPELLS HIS NAME. EVER HEARD OF THE ORAL ROBETS UNIVERSITY LOCATED IN TULSA OK IT IS A BIBLE COLLEGE. ONCE AGAIN DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU TRY TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO SAY.
#34 AND WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER A GOOD ACTOR? YOURSELF? YOUR NOT EVEN WORTH ACKNOWLEDGING ANY MORE.

1941 days ago
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Michael Madsen    

. HEY DUMB A** # 41 THATS HOW HE SPELLS HIS NAME. EVER HEARD OF THE ORAL ROBETS UNIVERSITY LOCATED IN TULSA OK IT IS A BIBLE COLLEGE. ONCE AGAIN DO YOUR RESEARCH BEFORE YOU TRY TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO SAY.
#34 AND WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER A GOOD ACTOR? YOURSELF? YOUR NOT EVEN WORTH ACKNOWLEDGING ANY MORE.

Posted at 4:46PM on Jun 9th 2009 by latinacandy

YaH... SIGN ME UP FOR ORAL ROBETS UNIVERSITY... MY GOD... IF THERE WASN'T ALREADY ENUF PROOF THAT ONLY MORONS COME FROM OKLA-HOMO!

1941 days ago
45.

LWood    

Who does she think she is? Self-righteous little snot!
Just because she's a celebrity, she assumes that people care what she thinks.
Nice example she sets for all the aspiring little vandals out there!

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