Alba's Shark Attack Victim -- She Owes Me a Bite

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6/10/2009 4:17 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Alba's Shark Attack Victim -- She Owes Me a Bite

The guy who was defaced during Jessica Alba's Oklahoma City tagging spree wants payback -- and he wants it in the form of a hot midday meal.

Elvin Mack -- who's actually on the United Way billboard Jessica allegedly ruined -- told us:

"I'm really hurt that she chose me to defame on a charitable organization billboard, she obviously doesn't know what United Way is ... a public apology and some lunch would be nice since she's in our state shooting a movie!"

Meanwhile, investigators in OKC wanna have a chat with Alba over the sticky situation.

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46.

annie

i always knew she is as dumb as she looks.

1082 days ago

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annie

so the dumb fool picks SHARKS to defend, out of ALL the possibilities out there.. And she lives near the ocean and some day her kid might go swimming or surfing there. Way to go Alba, your little puke-face and no-talent personality are REALLY getting some attention here.

1082 days ago

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dee5759

Its sad that such a beautiful women is so concerned about sharks. She sould go swimming down under. Stick to movies HONEY and shut up.

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