This ... is an American one dollar bill.
Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell scouted for undiscovered, highly flexible talent at a London strip club called Stringfellows last night -- and were diligent enough to stay there until 4:45 this morning.
Next season on "American Idol," look for hot chicks who can't sing, but can pick money up off the floor without using their hands.
1. Button up that shirt dude, unless you are "Trolling" for Guy's!!!!!!!!
Just hating.................
Posted at 10:52AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Yeddy-Bo
2. Simon has sex with women dressed in flintstone costumes.
Posted at 10:52AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Mikey
3. 0=0
Posted at 10:52AM on Jun 12th 2009 by FLAMMING no talent butchs
4. Iam Smartman is a tool. TMZ should do a 'Memba Him on this dude. Iam Smartman resurfaced at a gay bath house in Hollywood looking like a total doucebag.
Posted at 10:56AM on Jun 12th 2009 by jillianreynoldslazyeye
5. Simon gets dressed up for this and wears a tee shirt to idol every week. Too funny.....
Posted at 11:10AM on Jun 12th 2009 by whynot
6. NOT getting the whole IAM SMARTMAN issues with one of you. Dude hasn't even commented on this story.
Perhaps its you Patriot 2 , and you have changed your handle, if you will? HHHHHMMMM, I'm thinking that you need a hobby. Badly. To have this vendeta for this person you don't know.....its a little odd. Or are you pissy because he called you gay? Not there is anything wrong with that. Strange, very strange. You are scaring me a little.
Posted at 7:25PM on Jun 12th 2009 by we\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\'ll have to let it slide...
7. Simon was ogling the girls. Seacrest was asking them for makeup tips.
Posted at 11:12AM on Jun 12th 2009 by TimP
8. They closed the club down, kicked out all the dancers and guests, left only Seacrest and Cowell to dance for each other. Seacrest gave Cowell a lap dance, poll dance followed by the champaigne room...
Posted at 11:20AM on Jun 12th 2009 by ZrocK
9. Ryan gay seacreat is a very sick me who can't come out of the closet and tell the world that he is gay like Adam. Come Ryan gay seacreast we all know that your gay so what you what for it 2009. Oh and Adam is Ryan gay men boyfreind.
Posted at 11:29AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Died Gay Ryan seagaycrest
10. Simon makes jerk, low class remarks to contestants on idol. there is no telling what stupid, uncalled for remarks he will make to women who cant sing who wer found found in a strip club. When Simon is ugly, he makes himself ugly, both inside and outside.
Posted at 11:37AM on Jun 12th 2009 by Ray
11. Ryan is NOT going to come out of the closet because he has an IMAGE to protect.....I GUESS....in is mind it might cut into some of his fortune if the world knew he sucked Merv Griffin's You Know What to get to where he is....
But women have been doing it since the beginning of time, so I don't fault him that....
But HATERS HATERS HATERS...leave the man alone....he's making his wage, just like you or me....his is just astronomically BIGGER than ours!~!
Posted at 11:43AM on Jun 12th 2009 by KCB
12. At least Simon isn't wearing his bloody GREY SHIRT! That he seems to wear every chance he has........!
Posted at 11:50AM on Jun 12th 2009 by L Boogie!
13. Ewww.
Skin crawlingly creepy. The thought of those two sitting there at a strip club.
Men who go to strip clubs are such losers.
Especially old dudes.
Any man who goes to a strip club is a sick loser.
Any woman who dates/marries a strip club patron needs her head examined.
Get a prostitute if you want to have sex and can't get a date. Sitting fully clothed with other men while a woman gets undressed is a sad perversion. Too afraid to get undressed yourself, too afraid to have actual sexual contact and perform, so self-loathing that you like the humiliation of the strippers.
Cowell looks like a bloated old sleaze. Seacrest looks ridiculous trying to prove he's straight.
Cue the hysterical attacks from the sickos who are threatened because their sickness is being called out. No matter what your shrill protestations or attacks, cloak it in whatever language, you are SICK SICK SICK.
(Shivers)
Posted at 12:04PM on Jun 12th 2009 by Sick Deviants
14. This show is so dumb!
Posted at 12:05PM on Jun 12th 2009 by fdfdf ffffdds
15. even in front of a strip club seacrest looks gay
Posted at 12:07PM on Jun 12th 2009 by baldouting.blogspot.com
