And the gold medal for the best pornstache goes to...
The new, improved Michael Phelps.
First Phelps steals Mark Spitz's record ... now the guy's stache! Low blow.
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 CommentsPhelps is so much hotter now than at the Olympics. Perhaps its because we know he smoked pot at least ONCE!!
Could we get a photo from the back side please? Hottie has some serious sag going on there... Woof...
Im I the only one who thinks he looks like a lanky goon?...I don't find anything even somewhat attractive on him, goofy face too...
This douchebag is about as ugly as a horse's a$$hole, or Harvey's face, take your pick. He's lost so much respect and creditablity. But hey, at least the moral-less, anti-American liberals now love him!!!
I probably have never seen a worse example of someone believing their own hype than this POS. I mean, this guy started thinking he was Brad Pitt when he looks like he should be competing in the Special Olympics instead of the Summer Olympics. And he's prick to boot. My how the mighty have fallen....
7. Im I the only one who thinks he looks like a lanky goon?...I don't find anything even somewhat attractive on him, goofy face too...Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 13th 2009 by jen
No, you're not the only one. Just goes to show you what matters in this present day society. Success is America's god. The media creates someone & everyone follows like sheep.
We get it, your old enough to grow facial hair, now please get rid of the thing growing on your face.
#7, most swimmers are lanky, so folks think lanky is hot. Can't say I ever made it up as far as his face so you may be right about him looking like a goofy goon,
#8, those aint love handles honey, thats his butt, that's why I want to see a pic from behind!
















