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Michael Phelps --

Porn To Swim

6/13/2009 2:50 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

And the gold medal for the best pornstache goes to...

Phelps
The new, improved Michael Phelps.

First Phelps steals Mark Spitz's record ... now the guy's stache! Low blow.

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1.

JANE DOE    

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1866 days ago
2.

Noel    

Hot Fu!

1866 days ago
3.

tonetonetone    

Phelps is so much hotter now than at the Olympics. Perhaps its because we know he smoked pot at least ONCE!!

1866 days ago
4.

Matt91304    

Could we get a photo from the back side please? Hottie has some serious sag going on there... Woof...

1866 days ago
5.

jen    

Im I the only one who thinks he looks like a lanky goon?...I don't find anything even somewhat attractive on him, goofy face too...

1866 days ago
6.

DOODAD    

Did the bong hits result in those LOVE HANDLES???

1866 days ago
7.

UGGGGHHH    

LEAVE MIKEY ALONE!

1866 days ago
8.

hahahahahha!!!!!    

This douchebag is about as ugly as a horse's a$$hole, or Harvey's face, take your pick. He's lost so much respect and creditablity. But hey, at least the moral-less, anti-American liberals now love him!!!

1866 days ago
9.

exgf    

D-Broom, baby.

1866 days ago
10.

jjj    

I wish I could make love to Michael Phelps....he is sexy. Lol :)

1866 days ago
11.

SocialistCowardicePigs    

I probably have never seen a worse example of someone believing their own hype than this POS. I mean, this guy started thinking he was Brad Pitt when he looks like he should be competing in the Special Olympics instead of the Summer Olympics. And he's prick to boot. My how the mighty have fallen....

1866 days ago
12.

romil1    

7. Im I the only one who thinks he looks like a lanky goon?...I don't find anything even somewhat attractive on him, goofy face too...Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 13th 2009 by jen

No, you're not the only one. Just goes to show you what matters in this present day society. Success is America's god. The media creates someone & everyone follows like sheep.

1866 days ago
13.

Esra    

We get it, your old enough to grow facial hair, now please get rid of the thing growing on your face.

1866 days ago
14.

Thyna    

Mustache actually works for him. Makes him look like stupid.

1866 days ago
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Matt91304    

#7, most swimmers are lanky, so folks think lanky is hot. Can't say I ever made it up as far as his face so you may be right about him looking like a goofy goon,

#8, those aint love handles honey, thats his butt, that's why I want to see a pic from behind!

1866 days ago
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