Michael Phelps -- Porn To Swim
And the gold medal for the best pornstache goes to...
The new, improved Michael Phelps.
First Phelps steals Mark Spitz's record ... now the guy's stache! Low blow.
Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 1:30PM on Jun 13th 2009 by Jane Doe
2. Phelps is a complete douchebag and is as ugly as a horse's asshole. Basically he's a taller verison of Harvey
Posted at 2:20PM on Jun 13th 2009 by pandy
3. Hot Fu!
Posted at 2:30PM on Jun 13th 2009 by lily
4. Phelps is so much hotter now than at the Olympics. Perhaps its because we know he smoked pot at least ONCE!!
Posted at 2:31PM on Jun 13th 2009 by tony tone tone
5. Could we get a photo from the back side please? Hottie has some serious sag going on there... Woof...
Posted at 2:48PM on Jun 13th 2009 by Matt91304
6. LOL! I wonder where exactly he is going with this look...perhaps a goatee? I'd hate to think he wanted to look like Spitz...or like a porn star/director lol!
Posted at 3:10PM on Jun 13th 2009 by N.M
7. Im I the only one who thinks he looks like a lanky goon?...I don't find anything even somewhat attractive on him, goofy face too...
Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 13th 2009 by jen
8. Did the bong hits result in those LOVE HANDLES???
Posted at 3:33PM on Jun 13th 2009 by pot titties
9. LEAVE MIKEY ALONE!
Posted at 3:47PM on Jun 13th 2009 by he likes it, hey mikey
10. This douchebag is about as ugly as a horse's a$$hole, or Harvey's face, take your pick. He's lost so much respect and creditablity. But hey, at least the moral-less, anti-American liberals now love him!!!
Posted at 4:02PM on Jun 13th 2009 by barfbag
11. D-Broom, baby.
Posted at 4:09PM on Jun 13th 2009 by exgf
12. I wish I could make love to Michael Phelps....he is sexy. Lol :)
Posted at 5:30PM on Jun 13th 2009 by jjj
13. I probably have never seen a worse example of someone believing their own hype than this POS. I mean, this guy started thinking he was Brad Pitt when he looks like he should be competing in the Special Olympics instead of the Summer Olympics. And he's prick to boot. My how the mighty have fallen....
Posted at 5:51PM on Jun 13th 2009 by washed up
14. 7. Im I the only one who thinks he looks like a lanky goon?...I don't find anything even somewhat attractive on him, goofy face too...Posted at 3:27PM on Jun 13th 2009 by jen
No, you're not the only one. Just goes to show you what matters in this present day society. Success is America's god. The media creates someone & everyone follows like sheep.
Posted at 6:27PM on Jun 13th 2009 by romil4
15. We get it, your old enough to grow facial hair, now please get rid of the thing growing on your face.
Posted at 6:50PM on Jun 13th 2009 by Esra
