Cristiano Ronaldo -- Oil Slick
Euro Greasy/Cristiano Ronaldo did his best to burn off all remnants of Paris in Las Vegas yesterday.
Sorry Mr. Greasy -- that stuff's permanent.
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Reader Comments
(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Comments1. I'd hate to be brown and greasy. What a curse. Damn, he must envy blue-eyed blond Scandinavians.
Posted at 11:19AM on Jun 14th 2009 by jimmy
2. when Cristiano desnt have that wierd ass look on his face, he is so sexxy!! I'd do him right there in the sun.. LMAO!!
Posted at 11:32AM on Jun 14th 2009 by bella
3. No way, NOT sexy at all. He's so cheesy.
Posted at 12:01PM on Jun 14th 2009 by .
4. Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot! I'm one of many women who are NOT attracted to light haired, light eyed men. Cristiano is super sexy, has an amazing body and a gorgeous face. The fact that he might have hooked up with Paris slightly takes away from his hotness though, lol!
Posted at 12:12PM on Jun 14th 2009 by girlsnguns
5. HOTNESS!! Stop calling him greasy TMZ!! How would you look with bathing suit and tanning oil? Not so hot I'm sure LOL
Posted at 9:10PM on Jun 14th 2009 by Cindy
6. when is going to come out of the closet?
Posted at 12:43PM on Jun 14th 2009 by dj
7. TMZ- why so JEALOUS??
He's a HUNK!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 12:55PM on Jun 14th 2009 by JANE DOE
8. PUKE he is waay to oily looking. I am over the tan look and just wait all these sun worshipers will be sorry when they get older. Luckily I stayed out of the sun and my skin is more flawless than 18 year olds. And I am late 20's and get asked all the time what college I am attending meanwhile all the fake bakers in my class look much older than me Loves it
Posted at 1:19PM on Jun 14th 2009 by Seriously
9. Hey TMZ, what's your problem with brown skinned people? Not only it is pathetic, it's borderline racist.
Posted at 1:33PM on Jun 14th 2009 by Pedro
10. I am gay and he definitely doesn't set off my gay-dar..... but he does set off my WISH-DAR.... damn, I wish he was gay!
Posted at 1:33PM on Jun 14th 2009 by TONY
11. He has a face that only his mother could love
Posted at 2:06PM on Jun 14th 2009 by kelc
12. He's infected now!!!
Posted at 2:23PM on Jun 14th 2009 by lynnee
13. Wonder if he shaved his underarms and legs with Paris? Is that the latest thing for straight men?
Posted at 3:33PM on Jun 14th 2009 by shaved underarms
14. Who?
Posted at 3:40PM on Jun 14th 2009 by just sayin'
15. physically he can have any person on the planet - his body is why jesus died on the cross. the fact that he chose paris lets me know his brain doesnt work so well.
Posted at 5:48PM on Jun 14th 2009 by paris is a slug
