Euro Greasy/Cristiano Ronaldo did his best to burn off all remnants of Paris in Las Vegas yesterday.
Sorry Mr. Greasy -- that stuff's permanent.
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(Page 1 of 3) | 1 | 2 | 3 | Most Recent | Next 15 Commentswhen Cristiano desnt have that wierd ass look on his face, he is so sexxy!! I'd do him right there in the sun.. LMAO!!
Cristiano Ronaldo is so hot! I'm one of many women who are NOT attracted to light haired, light eyed men. Cristiano is super sexy, has an amazing body and a gorgeous face. The fact that he might have hooked up with Paris slightly takes away from his hotness though, lol!
HOTNESS!! Stop calling him greasy TMZ!! How would you look with bathing suit and tanning oil? Not so hot I'm sure LOL
Hey TMZ, what's your problem with brown skinned people? Not only it is pathetic, it's borderline racist.
I am gay and he definitely doesn't set off my gay-dar..... but he does set off my WISH-DAR.... damn, I wish he was gay!
Wonder if he shaved his underarms and legs with Paris? Is that the latest thing for straight men?
Donald finally realized that Prejean gives crappy head:
physically he can have any person on the planet - his body is why jesus died on the cross. the fact that he chose paris lets me know his brain doesnt work so well.
Donald finally realized that Prejean gives crappy head:
my life's goal is to have him take me anally. i somehow think he has either a small penis, or paris has a small appetite, as he was at paris' for not very long (perhaps she was dirty and he got grossed out though, which is prob the case more than anything). paris, you need to clean yourself and get your shots. renaldo, you now just need to get your shots after being with that douchebag prostitute.
















