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Cristiano Ronaldo -- Oil Slick

6/14/2009 3:05 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Euro Greasy/Cristiano Ronaldo did his best to burn off all remnants of Paris in Las Vegas yesterday.

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Sorry Mr. Greasy -- that stuff's permanent.

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16.

who gives a shit    

They like blonde bimbos!!!

1894 days ago
17.

OH PLEASE    

PEDRO,
FIRST OFF, HE IS NOT "BROWN" BUT WHITE/CAUCASIAN AND 100% EUROPEAN! HE IS JUST YOUR TYPICAL "SOUTHERN" EUROPEAN (GREEK, SERBIAN, ITALIAN, FRENCH, SPANIARD, ETC.), WHO HAPPENS TO TAN EASILY.....ALTHOUGH THERE ARE ALSO SOME POLISH, GERMAN, IRISH, ETC, WHO HAPPEN TO TAN EASILY AS WELL.

"WHITE" IS COMMONLY USED IN AMERIKA FOR SOMEONE WHO IS YOUR TYPICAL AMERICAN WITH BLONDE HAIR/BLUE EYES BUT GUESS WHAT? ALL EUROPEANS ARE WHITE/CAUCASIAN NO MATTER HOW DARK THEIR HAIR IS, EYE COLOR, COMPLECTION, ETC.

LATINS ARE ALSO EUROPEAN!!! ALL EUROPEAN LANGUAGE HAVE LATIN IN IT. ALSO, THE ROMAN WERE LATIN, SO, YOU MEXICANS, PUERTO RICANS, CENTRAL AMERICANS, DOMINKANS, ETC. ARE NOT LATIN!!!! YOU JUST SPEAK "SPANISH" B/C UR ANCESTORS WERE FORCED TO LEARN IT WHEN SPAIN (WHITE/EUROPEAN COUNTRY) COLONIZED YOURS.

THE DESCENDANTS OF ROMANS INCLUDE: ITALIANS, ROMANIANS, SERBIANS (YES, THEY HAVE MORE ROMAN BLOOD THAN "SLAVIC" B/C THE NATIVES OF THE BALKANS WERE TRIBES THAT ASSIMILATED WITH THE ROMANS- ILLYRIANS, DACIANS, THRACIANS, EVEN GREEKS), EVEN SOME GERMANS, ETC, ETC.


REMEMBER JUST B/C SOMEONE IF ITALIAN, SPANIARD, GREEK, SERBIAN, BULGARIAN...."THE SOUTHERN EUROPEANS...MEDITERRANEANS/DINARIC PEOPLE (WITH DARK HAIR, EYES, ETC.) THEY ARE STILL WHITE/CAUCASIAN....THEY ARE EUROPEAN!!

1894 days ago
18.

Lippy Loo    

This dude has a nasty looking mug. Nothing sexy about him at all, and he is going to skin cancer on the peen.

1894 days ago
19.

Julia 99    

My baby had one night in Paris :( Tear drop

1894 days ago
20.

blah blah    

OMFG
S0000000...HOTTTT!!!!!!

1894 days ago
21.

Fox    

As a hispanic woman I am so over the brown shiny men. I do think he is good looking, but the way he carries himself and the people he associates with bring his stock down signifigantly.

1894 days ago
22.

OH PLEASE    

AGAIN,

HE IS NOT A "BROWN" MAN! HE IS CAUCASIAN AND EUROPEAN! WTF IS WRONG WITH U PEOPLE? HE IS PORTUGUESE AND CAUCASIAN/WHITE! HE IS EUROPEAN!

1894 days ago
23.

eurogreasy    

lol first of all, as ya'll know, he is portuguese, and just came from europe, he probably hasnt even heard of Paris, so he doesnt know wat a slut she is, but he thought she's hot, and hooked up wit her.

2nd. he is the world's best Soccer player according to FIFA and UEFA, u all lames got nothing on him.

3rd. as u may see in the picture, he doesnt care what ya'll think, he doesnt live in this country anywayz lol

1894 days ago
24.

WhiteRabbit    

He really needs to take that rosary off of his neck. It looks stupid and it's sacrilegious. What a douche bag!

1894 days ago
25.

snickers    

He should be wearing a hazmat suit after being with the infected skank.

1894 days ago
26.

Hollywood's a Hazard    

Hey Marina, The People of Mexico central America and Puerto Rico are not just The indigenous Peoples. There are Creoles as well. Plenty are "whiter" than the southern europeans. Plenty of Northern Europeans consider the Latins to be of arab or african decent so don't get so mighty white on us. The germans in particular like to say that Africa begins at the Pyrenees.
We all still bleed red and crap brown in the end.

1894 days ago
27.

John    

ok face is funny in this picture, but DAMN that body is nice...anyone who's hating on him must be jealous, because it's undeniable

1894 days ago
28.

OH PLEASE    

CACHITA,
MEXICANS, PR, CENTRAL AMERICANS ARE PREDOMINENTLY OF NATIVE INDIAN BOOD. OF COURSE, "SOME" MAY HAVE EUROPEAN ANCESTORY BUT IT IS NOT THAT HIGH OF A PERCENTAGE. YOUR ANCESTORS WERE SLAVES TO THE EUROPEANS, THEY WERE BEAT, TORTURED, FORCED TO LEARN "THEIR" EUROPEAN LANGUAGE, CHANGE THEIR NAMES, BECOME CHRISTIAN (CATHOLIC), ETC. THE SPANIARDS (OR ANY EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT COLONIZED ANOTHER)....THERE WAS A LAW NOT TO INTERMARRY/ASSIMILATE WITH THE LOWER RACE, WHICH TO THEM WAS THE NATIVES.

"SOUTHERN" EUROPEANS ARE ALSO BLONDE HAIR, BLUE EYES, FAIR SKIN. THE ONLY REASON WHY THEY ARE SOMETIMES LOOKED AT AS THE DARKER (HAIR, EYES, LONGER NOSES, ETC.) BY OTHERS IS B/C OF THE WEATHER CLIMATE....THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO TEND TO TAN FAST BUT AGAIN, EVERY EUROPEAN COUNTRY HAS THEIR DARKER/LIGHT HAIRED, FAIR/EASILY TAN SKINNED, ETC.

EUROPEANS ARE ARYANS....ALL EUROPEANS ARE CAUCASIANS!! THE ONLY "BROWN" IN EUROPE ARE THE "ROMA" GYPSY, CERTAIN AFRIKANS (ALTHOUGH THEY ARE BLACK) AND POSSIBLY CERTAIN MEXICANS, PR, ETC. I AM FROM EUROPE AND HAVE MET MANY MEXICANS WHO WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO PASS FOR EUROPEANS. OF COURSE, THERE ARE 100% EUROPEANS IN SOME OF THESE COUNTRIES BUT NOT EVERY MEXICAN, PR, DOMINIKAN, ETC. HAS EUROPEAN BLOOD. THAT IS JUST IMPOSSIBLE!!!


LAST, MEXICANS, PR, DOMINIKANS, ETC. ARE NOT LATIN!!!!!!! EUROPEANS ARE LATIN! THE REASONW HY U PEOPLE USE THAT WORD IS B/C THE US GOVERNMENT GAVE IT TO U...TO DESCRIBE THE SURROUNDING SPANISH SPEAKING PEOPLE (NOT EUROPE...SPAIN).

ALSO, LEBANESE, PERSIANS, CERTAIN ARABS ARE ALSO CONSIDERED "WHITE/CAUCASIAN." GET UR FACTS STRAIGHT.

1893 days ago
29.

OH PLEASE    

Another thing, you say many Europeans consider "Southern" europeans are Arabs and whatever else. Isn't it funny that these same "Southern" Europeans were also (and still are) big time fascists....were STRONG allies with HITLER and his Nazi Party.

To this day, you can find many Nazi organizations in Spain, Portugal, Italy, Greece, etc.

Get real.

1893 days ago
30.

ronaldo    

will you tmz stop freaking calling him eurogreasy? just because he's gorgeous and no men at tmz are, doesn't mean you get to make fun of him.
the only negative thing is he hooked up with paris. gross.

1893 days ago
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