Paris Hilton -- To All the Men She Loved Before

1. I`d ROLL dahz butch HOHO dwn Hard.Right MUDG N?

Posted at 2:27AM on Jun 14th 2009 by ZANDRA hilly

2. KER PLUNK N U BLUCHOOY

Posted at 2:31AM on Jun 14th 2009 by The real heelIE KER ZandRia

3. Messe N withe the star BLUCH...OOY BLUCH>>>OOY blam blam

Posted at 2:42AM on Jun 14th 2009 by AIR ZANZA Bar

4. There have been sooooooooooooo many men enjoying a night in Paris.. her pikachu probably could use a major rehaul. Until then, she might benefit from a concierge...you know, to pack 'em all in in order of importance. Failing that, you could probably employ Ron Jeremy as a 'stuffer' to insure her innards don.t fall out from the slack. Jeremy! Are you in there...there...there...?

Posted at 2:47AM on Jun 14th 2009 by I am

5. cristiano ronaldo is a player

Posted at 2:52AM on Jun 14th 2009 by dannyboy

6. She needs a scarlet letter H put on her forehead for life. It can stand for Ho or Herp, take your choice! The only thing amusing about her is her desperation, which gets worse by the day! She's doomed to suffer great unhappiness for the rest of her life and it is well deserved! I just wish that the paps would ask her if spreading diseases around to as many people as possible is what she considers community service?

Posted at 3:02AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Brought to you by the letter H!

7.
Ya know, i want to disagree with the guy that is posting all these awful things about Paris Hilton...but I cant. He has a point.

Penny

Posted at 4:00AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Penny

8. WoW! It took me like... three hours to read the first few posts. A little repetitive... but humorous at times with just the right mix of peronal comment versus informational. You should write for Newsweek... seriously.

Posted at 4:10AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Iam Smartman

9. Attn TMZ:

You need to add code to check for duplicate sentences within a post, and auto delete the post, if true.

Some people out there are beyond moronic when they post a ridiculous and repetitive diatribe.

Just my two cents...

Posted at 4:19AM on Jun 14th 2009 by SpellChamp

10. she is the most stupid woman i've seen and she's ugly too ....can't people see that? she's like a Camel

Posted at 4:28AM on Jun 14th 2009 by C

11. Did she say she works too much? I didn't know drinking and whoring yourself out was considered work.

Posted at 4:32AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Lamborghini

12. I love hearing the latest "celebrity news"; however, I write this sincere message not addressing Hollywood's mess, but hopefully enticing the heart. Please read http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory?id=7830794 and take the lead on an exception here - honoring the wish; can TMZs appeal and networking help get this son to the home run derby? I know not typical TMZ boundaries, but felled to reach out. Please help honor this young man's Father's sacrifice.

Warmest regards - Drew

Posted at 4:55AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Drew Kroeger

13. If you do a Google image search for "sushi wallpaper 1600", then on page 2 of the results, an image of Paris Hilton on her hands and knees in a bikini appears. Paris Hilton and sushi are linked together online? Go figure.

Posted at 6:55AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Timmy

14. Paris should build her house on the grounds of a prison.

That way, every time she has a fight with her boyfriend of the moment she will have hundreds of horny guys available, who are willing to dive into her cesspool at a moment's notice.

Posted at 7:16AM on Jun 14th 2009 by Kay

15. I hope he used a condom...she does evry hot & not so hot guy in L.A. When is she goitn to go away...


They now ban from events. Your event is soooo over if Paris attends....She is so 2002....

Posted at 7:24AM on Jun 14th 2009 by K