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Shaq Eats Crow ... and Kobe's Ass

Posted Jun 15th 2009 12:49AM by TMZ Staff

While the Shaq-less Los Angeles Lakers enjoy the sweet taste of victory -- there's a 7-foot trash-talkin' ex-teammate who knows he's got a big helpin' of "Kobe Bryant's ass" comin' his way.

Check out the message Shaquille O'Neal just posted on his Twitter page ... spelling errors and all:
Congratualtions kobe, u deserve it. You played great . Enjoy it my man enjoy it. And I know what yur sayin rt now "Shaq how my ass taste "

Shaq and Kobe

Lakers PhotosObviously, this stems from Shaq's incredible rendition of "Kobe How My Ass Taste" -- a freestyle rap he dropped when Kobe and the Lake Show lost in the NBA Finals last year.

For the record -- that song ruled.



Tags: kobe bryant, KobeBryant, los angeles lakers, LosAngelesLakers, shaq, shaquille oneal, ShaquilleOneal

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16. TMZ why no comment about the assholes who live in Downtown Los Angeles. Throwing S H I T at our police starting. Then they started fires and firework into the crowd. Making our city look like hoodlums. Downtown Los Angeles is manly a Hispanic area with many that are here illegally. We are all embarrassed by this behavior. Neither Comment Antonio nor Arnold. WTF!

The parade should be canceled or moved back to Inglewood where the Lakers came from. The Inglewood Police Department would have been out in full force from the beginning when the game ended.

They also started attacking the people driving in cars trying to turn their cars over. They blocked the freeway entrance and started walking on the damn Freeway. Then they attacked a Bus Driver and brook all the windows out of the bus. Put debris on the train that take people back to the other side of Los Angeles. Many of these people are now stranded in Downtown with their Children in tow.


NOTE TO ANTONIO VILLARAGOSSA. YOU CAN SPEAK UP FOR THE RALLIES WHY NOT THIS. A S S H O L E.

Oh I'm sorry...you were probably banging your new w h o r e


This is how these idiots in Office in California what the Country and the World to see California

Posted at 2:00AM on Jun 15th 2009 by MsRita

17. TMZ why no comment about the a s s h o l e s who live in Downtown Los Angeles. Throwing S H I T at our police. Then they started fires and fireworkS into the crowd. Making our city look like hoodlums. Downtown Los Angeles is manly a Hispanic area with many that are here illegally. We are all embarrassed by this behavior. Neither Comment Antonio nor Arnold. WTF!

The parade should be canceled or moved back to Inglewood where the Lakers came from. The Inglewood Police Department would have been out in full force from the beginning when the game ended.

They also started attacking the people driving in cars trying to turn their cars over. They blocked the freeway entrance and started walking on the damn Freeway. Then they attacked a Bus Driver and brook all the windows out of the bus. Put debris on the train that take people back to the other side of Los Angeles. Many of these people are now stranded in Downtown with their Children in tow.


NOTE TO ANTONIO VILLARAGOSSA. YOU CAN SPEAK UP FOR THE RALLIES WHY NOT THIS.

Oh I'm sorry...you were probably banging your new w h o r e


This is how these idiots in Office in California what the Country and the World to see California

Posted at 2:04AM on Jun 15th 2009 by MsRita

18. >>>TO #13>>>>> ALL OF THEM WERE BLACK OR LATINO. ALL OF THEM. DID YOU GET THAT? ALL OF THEM. ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THEM SHOULD HAVE BEEN AT HOME TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS OR TRYING TO GET INTO COLLEGE, BUT INSTEAD, THEY WERE ALL OUT SMOKING WEED AND CAUSING TROUBLE. SO YEH, I SAW THEM. NOW WHAT?????? NOW WHAT???????????

Posted at 2:19AM on Jun 15th 2009 by WHAT NOW????

19. Kobe's got a tasty ass that Shaq can dip into.....heh,heh,heh.

Posted at 2:57AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Truth Detective

20. # 3 PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP. KOBE AND HIS WIFE COULD GIVE LESS THAN A RATS ASS WHAT YOU THINK. YOU ARE A BROKE JOKE. # 11 THERE WERE KNOW RIOTS HERE, SO TAKE YOUR SORRY RACIST ASS AND YOUR COMMENTS ELSE WHERE. I REALLY HATE PEOPLE THAT TRY AND CONSTANTLY KEEP SOMETHING GOING ON. KOBE DID HIS DIRT AND THERE"S ONLY ONE PERSON THAT CAN JUDGE HIM ON THAT AND THAT"S THE MAN UP ABOVE. IF YOU DON"T LIKE HIM OR HIS WIFE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF. NO NEED TO CALL HER OUT OF HER NAME. SHAQ AND KOBE ARE STILL FRIENDS TILL THIS DAY. PLEASE DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU READ. ONLY A FEW BAD APPLES HERE WERE TRYING TO RUIN IT AFTER THE GAME, BUT THE POLICE WERE RIGHT THERE. HIGH FIVE TO THE LAKERS AND THEIR FAMILIES. PEACE AND LOVE TO ALL!!!

Posted at 3:20AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Peaceful64

21. How my ass taste. Isn't that missing a word? It sounds like something a mentally-challenged person would say. You would think that these millionaires could learn basic English, especially since it is probably their only language. You've got to be very stupid not to know how to speak your own native language. How my ass taste, indeed.

Posted at 3:30AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Maddie

22. balls

Posted at 4:21AM on Jun 15th 2009 by balls

23. Laker fans are retards.

Posted at 5:20AM on Jun 15th 2009 by they are all going to laugh at you

24. And they try to say Atlanta has some of the most crime? Maybe we have a lot of drugs, but it's BS to make it like we have the most murders, etc cause we don't!

Posted at 7:11AM on Jun 15th 2009 by Duh

25. I LOVE WATCHING SHAQ TALK BECAUSE HES SO RETARDED YET THEY PAY HIM ALL THIS MONEY.HE HAS ALL THESE GREAT ENDORSEMENTS YET HE CANT SHOOT A FREE THROW IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.WHAT A TOOL!

Posted at 7:21AM on Jun 15th 2009 by David

26. 23. I LOVE WATCHING SHAQ TALK BECAUSE HES SO RETARDED YET THEY PAY HIM ALL THIS MONEY.HE HAS ALL THESE GREAT ENDORSEMENTS YET HE CANT SHOOT A FREE THROW IF HIS LIFE DEPENDED ON IT.WHAT A TOOL!

Posted at 7:21AM on Jun 15th 2009 by David

and yet he has 4 championships and will go down as one of the best centers EVER in the nba oh yeah he also has more coin then you will ever have a wet dream about

i think you are the "tool"

who says tool anymore????

Posted at 7:46AM on Jun 15th 2009 by demis bicycle seat

27. Congrats to the Lakers. Why is everyone sounding like it's only Kobe on that team? Kobe will never be Michael Jordan, and that's his problem is wants to be like Mike so damn bad. He has no personality, and looks like a mosquito. Never like him and never will. Fellows don't hang with Kobe, ya he will tell on ya.

Posted at 8:52AM on Jun 15th 2009 by KRAZY

28. HE made that ra bout kobe when he didnt make it to the playoff and now look at kobe he has his 4 countem 4 ring without shaq shaq sucks and cant even hit a basket anymore hes just a loser who talks about other people without lokkin at him self hes a punk.

Posted at 9:10AM on Jun 15th 2009 by sssss

29. People in Iran Riot because the loss of Democracy People in the La riot because a Lakers Game....and we wonder why when we visit other countries we have to say we're from Canada

Posted at 11:31AM on Jun 15th 2009 by John

30. I still have that song in my head. lol

Posted at 1:32PM on Jun 15th 2009 by rain

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