Paris in Miami -- Sue This!

1. I can't believe I am related to her...

Posted at 4:10PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Cherrie_Blossomm

2. Its about damn time! WOW E! Micheal Jackson has 30 million more view in his funeral than ELVIS! HAHAHAHHAHAHAH NOW THERE IS A NEW KING IN TOWN! MOVE OVER ELVIS THE KING OF POP LIVES ON!

OUR MODERN DAY ELVIS ACTUALLY BETTER THAN ELVIS, ELVIS NEVER BROUGHT RACES TOGETHER, BUT MICHEAL DID. MICHEAL APPEALS TO EVERY RACE BUT ELVIS ONLY APPEALS TO THE WHITE RACE.

LOVE YOU MICHEAL RIP! :)

YOU ROCKED US ALIVE AND NOW IN DEATH YOU SHOWED EVERYONE YOUR MINIONS AND HOW WE LOVE YOU, DESPITE LIARS TRYING TO RUIN YOUR IMAGE - IT NEVER WORKED LOOSERS THAT IS WHY HIS FUNERAL WAS WORLDWIDE AND EVERYONE BROADCASTED, DAMN HE WAS AS BIG AS LADY DIANA! WOW!

Posted at 4:14PM on Jul 9th 2009 by HAPPY GO LUCKY

3. EWWWWW! YOUR RELATED TO THAT SKANK DOESNT SHE HAVE HERPIES AND I HEARD SHE IS BALD! YUCK, TOOO BAD YOUR RELATED, DONT SAY IT AGAIN PLEASE.

Posted at 4:15PM on Jul 9th 2009 by HAPPY GO LUCKY

4. Goog god ...who cares...?

Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Gandolopry

5. THEY SAY THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL IS "MONEY"!!!!!

Posted at 4:23PM on Jul 9th 2009 by sisterdearest09

6. I promise I won't say that again...lol

Posted at 4:31PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Cherrie_Blossomm

7. Uh.....#5. It's actually the LOVE of money is the roof of all evil.

Posted at 4:35PM on Jul 9th 2009 by boo

8. EWWWWWW~~~ her pu**y SMELLS LIKE DEAD FISH AND HAS SCABS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i should know~! i was there!!

Posted at 4:34PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Adrienne

9. Hey Paris.....What's my name?...thats right....take it all chickenhead

Posted at 4:41PM on Jul 9th 2009 by You're Going To Love My Nuts!!!

10. it don't matter wat paris do from murder to a porn star daddy dearest gone bust her out of dat
http://www.digitalfuntown.com/videos/132

Posted at 4:42PM on Jul 9th 2009 by sohaan

11. To all and any idiot producers/directors that sink any money on this air headed, not even worthy to be called a B class actress, you deserve any lost money for your brain fart thinking. This women is as talentless as they come in Hollywood. There must be a strong push for those wanting to create as many movies that get first consideration for a "Razzie" award. Paris has the family money to hire as many lawyers as needed to most liikely win this case. You get what to pay for in thinking she has what it takes to turn a profit in any movie made. Must be a tax write off for stupid business venture gone lame ass wrong.

Posted at 4:45PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Jomica Man

12. What the HELL! All she is ,is a famous shopper,and its her grandfathers money,we could all do that if we had the money.

Posted at 4:55PM on Jul 9th 2009 by kellyg

13. Paris Hilton is disgusting. What do the comments of the #2 posting have to do with this "WORTHLESS" heiress? At least get some perspective though. Elvis died in 1977, I believe. The technology then was nowhere near what it is today. How can you even compare the coverage, or communication methods of then to all that is available now? I read that Elvis was very generous to many people. I know his daughter is. Look up her charities someday. Why is it necessary to bring race into this???????

Posted at 4:57PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Liz

14. Po', Po' Porn Star,

Another PORNO wouldn't sell

Posted at 5:15PM on Jul 9th 2009 by In Other News, Porn Star Paris Hilton...

15. #1, I'm a Hilton too!! But I could not be any more different from her than anyone could be...

Posted at 5:15PM on Jul 9th 2009 by Missy