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Kate Gosselin Is a Catch

It may be difficult for a porcupine-haired woman with "an obscene amount of stretch marks" and "eight fatherless kids who live in crooked houses" to get a date -- which is why Kate Gosselin* has hit up Match.com in an effort to replace Jon.

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*Not actually Kate Gosselin, but damn is that weave convincing.



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1. LUVIT

Posted at 12:38AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Steph

2. This is dumb, go back to MJ coverage, much more interesting. Leave wretched crap like this to the likes of this to gutter lickers such as Perez Hilton.

Posted at 12:22AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Sarah

3. Funny- I wish she would have said- I need someone that loves the show- because the show must go on.

Posted at 12:35AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Mullins

4. I guess it had to be done ;^)

Posted at 12:24AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Stacey

5. Just bad timing...a few weeks ago you could have sold a couple of your young sons to MJ and lived happily ever after.

Posted at 12:26AM on Jul 11th 2009 by wombat

6. Pretty good female voice fer a tranny.

Posted at 12:26AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Lucy McGillicuddy

7. Funny :) I wish she would have said Heellllpppp I need someone to like the show because the show must go on.

Posted at 12:34AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Mullins

8. stupid, this is Tmz not funny or die

Posted at 12:30AM on Jul 11th 2009 by jamie

9. I'm still giggling. Thanks for sharing.

Posted at 12:52AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Boricua

10. The words catch and Kate Gosselin should never be used in the same sentence unless accompanied with words such as douchebagitis, herpes or rabies.

Posted at 12:35AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Peterson32

11. The Jon one was way funnier.

Posted at 12:42AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Emma

12. Who's Kate & Jon?

Posted at 12:43AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Huh

13. Emma- I agree the one about Jon-LMAO

Posted at 2:08AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Mullins

14. There show is boring.

Posted at 12:50AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Ning_ning

15. There show has gotten boring if I wanted to watch drama I would watch soap's during the day.

Posted at 12:56AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Ning_ning

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