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Kate Gosselin Is a Catch

7/11/2009 1:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It may be difficult for a porcupine-haired woman with "an obscene amount of stretch marks" and "eight fatherless kids who live in crooked houses" to get a date -- which is why Kate Gosselin* has hit up Match.com in an effort to replace Jon.



*Not actually Kate Gosselin, but damn is that weave convincing.

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