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Kate Gosselin Is a Catch

7/11/2009 1:15 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

It may be difficult for a porcupine-haired woman with "an obscene amount of stretch marks" and "eight fatherless kids who live in crooked houses" to get a date -- which is why Kate Gosselin* has hit up Match.com in an effort to replace Jon.



*Not actually Kate Gosselin, but damn is that weave convincing.

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1.

Steph    

LUVIT

1826 days ago
2.

Fools Rush In    

This is dumb, go back to MJ coverage, much more interesting. Leave wretched crap like this to the likes of this to gutter lickers such as Perez Hilton.

1826 days ago
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Mullins    

Funny- I wish she would have said- I need someone that loves the show- because the show must go on.

1826 days ago
4.

Stacey    

I guess it had to be done ;^)

1826 days ago
5.

Wombat    

Just bad timing...a few weeks ago you could have sold a couple of your young sons to MJ and lived happily ever after.

1826 days ago
6.

me    

Pretty good female voice fer a tranny.

1826 days ago
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Mullins    

Funny :) I wish she would have said Heellllpppp I need someone to like the show because the show must go on.

1826 days ago
8.

jamie    

stupid, this is Tmz not funny or die

1826 days ago
9.

Boricua    

I'm still giggling. Thanks for sharing.

1826 days ago
10.

Peterson32    

The words catch and Kate Gosselin should never be used in the same sentence unless accompanied with words such as douchebagitis, herpes or rabies.

1826 days ago
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ly9512    

The Jon one was way funnier.

1826 days ago
12.

thinkaboutit    

Who's Kate & Jon?

1826 days ago
13.

Mullins    

Emma- I agree the one about Jon-LMAO

1826 days ago
14.

Angelique    

There show has gotten boring if I wanted to watch drama I would watch soap's during the day.

1826 days ago
15.

crystal    

Love it how Jon is dating the daughter of the surgeon who took kates stomach and stapled it to her brain

1826 days ago
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