Unseen Billy Mays Ad -- Pitchman Hits High Seas

1. Yep...he was all heart. Oh...wait.

Posted at 1:36AM on Jul 11th 2009 by wombat

2. MURDERED MJ and ripped him off for billions by doctors needles pushed in by TMZ

Posted at 1:39AM on Jul 11th 2009 by PEPSI SONY CBS

3. OK fine, but, really, who is buying that much putty these days? I haven't reset a window for like................

Posted at 1:38AM on Jul 11th 2009 by PolarBear

4. I think Billy would of wanted the ads to run. Hope they show all the ones he did before his death.

Posted at 2:49AM on Jul 11th 2009 by cesmith78

5. Might sell as kinky marital aids.

Posted at 1:42AM on Jul 11th 2009 by wombat

6. A better commercial would be if they can show that it will hold Chaz Bono back from a box of chocolate glazed donuts...you know...with the sprinkles on top?

Posted at 1:45AM on Jul 11th 2009 by wombat

7. WHO GOT MJ`s money SONG CBS PEPSI&TMZ hired the thug doctors and HOHO`s to control and kill MJ.BILLIONS did`nt get into thier hands by accident and still an`t cashed in the cash cow`s star just at the right time for that huge payday NO NEVER ENDING just just maryjane elvis and NOW MJ and HUNG FU patterns of KILLROY ss bait`um hook`um kill`um OFF for the billions and control of thier art.

Posted at 1:48AM on Jul 11th 2009 by TMZ&K-mart sucks! FIFTH BEATLE billy preston=MJ

8. Do you think you talk faster and louder if you sniff a lot of Mighty Putty fumes?

Posted at 1:48AM on Jul 11th 2009 by PolarBear

9. WOW... I'm sold...

Posted at 1:52AM on Jul 11th 2009 by KATHY =( ^-^ )=

10. okay wombat, you just made me spit my chocolate cookie on my keyboard :)

Posted at 1:53AM on Jul 11th 2009 by TMZing and midnight snacking

11. beer and cookies at the corner at midnight? wHo ha ha he he he

Posted at 1:53AM on Jul 11th 2009 by polarus MOM hatter

12. Uh, kind of an inaccurate report here. The commercial with these shots had been on the air some 6 months ago, as well as the fact that the shoot for this commercial was shown on "Pitchmen" quite a few episodes back. So, definitely not two weeks before his death, and definitely nothing new lol.

Posted at 1:53AM on Jul 11th 2009 by Mark

13. "Mighty Putty is holding this plutonium trigger up off the nuclear bomb payload with two teams of horses pulling east on the rope and Chaz Bono holdng the other end of the rope trying to head west, and if this plutonium moves downward, if Chaz fails to be LA's DOORSTOP OF THE MONTH, and fails to hold the 30,000lbs of pulling power the horses and Might Putty are keeping in place, we'll have one hell of a mushroom-cloud-shaped parting gift for out contestants tonight!"

Posted at 1:55AM on Jul 11th 2009 by PolarBear

14. Hair IE asses

Posted at 1:57AM on Jul 11th 2009 by U are snort N 2 mucho

15. Crank O las via la~ snort snort snortoz

Posted at 2:01AM on Jul 11th 2009 by MOOCHO Grande