Artie Lange just pled not guilty to driving under the influence.
As we first reported, Lange was arrested on Friday after rear-ending another car in Toms River, NJ. Lange's lawyer says he passed an alcohol screening test after the crash -- but cops thought he was under the influence anyway and requested a urine sample. The results of that test aren't in yet.
Artie is due back in court on Aug. 26.
1. Hahaha I'm from Toms River! What the hell was Artie doing there? Looking to hang out in Seaside with the benny white trash that goes there in the summer?
Posted at 7:23PM on Jul 14th 2009 by KT8711
2. Artie is a funny fu*k!
Posted at 7:24PM on Jul 14th 2009 by I said it
3. Artie Lang is a drug dealer
Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 14th 2009 by steve
4. Thanky Artie for the break away from MJ..Party On .Hire a Driver
Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 14th 2009 by HighwayStar
5. Whos that watermelon head?
Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 14th 2009 by shye
6. Artie may very well have been under the influence of a narcotic.
He has openly struggled with drugs and perhaps that monkey on his back has never left.
Posted at 7:26PM on Jul 14th 2009 by ClayiusMan
7. anyone who listens to the stern show knows that fat f*ck is guilty.
Posted at 7:27PM on Jul 14th 2009 by mehere
8. What happened to First hahahahah
Posted at 7:28PM on Jul 14th 2009 by HighwayStar
9. Jenny Craig dude
Posted at 7:29PM on Jul 14th 2009 by Do it up
10. YAY!! I don't even know who this guy is but i'm just glad its not another story about MJ, WOOO!!
Posted at 7:31PM on Jul 14th 2009 by kristajo
11. 1 word... Heroin
Posted at 7:32PM on Jul 14th 2009 by manbearpig
12. GUILTY
Posted at 7:34PM on Jul 14th 2009 by KINGOFHORROR
13. Watermelon head and green been dinky
Posted at 7:32PM on Jul 14th 2009 by yeahIsaid it
14. Weight watchers. Look into it
Posted at 7:33PM on Jul 14th 2009 by Boi
15. 15th
Posted at 7:43PM on Jul 14th 2009 by Fifteen
