Clooney: Three Wheels Are Better Than Two

1. CUTE

Posted at 1:36PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Judd

2. He still looks cool -- for an old fart.

Posted at 1:37PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Paparazzo@frog.cc

3. He is so gay. Gay-er than Perez Hilton at Gay Bar.

Posted at 1:38PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Its Me

4. That's a pretty gay looking motorcycle.

Posted at 1:38PM on Jul 21st 2009 by CrackerJack

5. more like riding around lake homo.

Posted at 1:39PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Hugh Gentry

6. He's not "playing it safe"....it's a new style of motorcycle and it's just a new toy for him. Trust TMZ to make fun of something that doesn't quite "conform" to what society dictates as normal. Yes, there are three wheeled motorcycles.

Posted at 1:40PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Darya

7. as a long-time cycle rider, I'd have to say that looks even more dangerous than a two-wheeled scooter!

Of course, all the standard dangers are there, lack of surrounding structure.

Now, the complexity of that front suspension and it's synchronization just seems to be begging for trouble.
What if the mass of one wheel is more htan the other, and the gyroscopic effect is greater to one side ?

What if tire pressure is differing greatly between both front tires, will it negate both contact patches ?

Ummmmm no thanks on the complex front suspension. I'll stick to two wheels for safety vs. this unproven, complex contraption.

Posted at 1:43PM on Jul 21st 2009 by sawzall

8. He looks retarded

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Opie Cunningham

9. Further, he's an idiot for not wearing a DOT approved FULL FACE helmet such as an rf800 or rf900 (for example)

as well as a MINIMUM of a crash jacket and gloves. Those open face helmets might spare you a hematoma, but you'll still come out of the wreck looking like Rocky Dennis.

Posted at 1:48PM on Jul 21st 2009 by sawzall

10. Why not just use a car instead of being seen on something so ridiculous and embarrassing? He can't really think it looks cool?

Posted at 1:56PM on Jul 21st 2009 by jem

11. Not very suave of him to be spotted on an AARP "hog."

Posted at 1:58PM on Jul 21st 2009 by smokey

12. Should have "Gay as Easter" tag.

Posted at 1:55PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Citizen Strange

13.

TO 7. He looks retarded

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Opie Cunningham

Hey Opie
why not compare Pay Checks or Bank accounts with George.,,, I am thinking you look even more retarded....Jack Ass

Posted at 1:50PM on Jul 21st 2009 by REAL

14. It is a Vespa MP3

Posted at 1:59PM on Jul 21st 2009 by rhbjorn

15. Is George Looney even relevant any more?

Posted at 1:53PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Celebs are emptyheads.....