Clooney: Three Wheels Are Better Than Two

CUTE

He still looks cool -- for an old fart.

He is so gay. Gay-er than Perez Hilton at Gay Bar.

more like riding around lake homo.

He's not "playing it safe"....it's a new style of motorcycle and it's just a new toy for him. Trust TMZ to make fun of something that doesn't quite "conform" to what society dictates as normal. Yes, there are three wheeled motorcycles.

as a long-time cycle rider, I'd have to say that looks even more dangerous than a two-wheeled scooter!

Of course, all the standard dangers are there, lack of surrounding structure.

Now, the complexity of that front suspension and it's synchronization just seems to be begging for trouble.
What if the mass of one wheel is more htan the other, and the gyroscopic effect is greater to one side ?

What if tire pressure is differing greatly between both front tires, will it negate both contact patches ?

Ummmmm no thanks on the complex front suspension. I'll stick to two wheels for safety vs. this unproven, complex contraption.

He looks retarded

Further, he's an idiot for not wearing a DOT approved FULL FACE helmet such as an rf800 or rf900 (for example)

as well as a MINIMUM of a crash jacket and gloves. Those open face helmets might spare you a hematoma, but you'll still come out of the wreck looking like Rocky Dennis.

Why not just use a car instead of being seen on something so ridiculous and embarrassing? He can't really think it looks cool?

Not very suave of him to be spotted on an AARP "hog."

Should have "Gay as Easter" tag.

TO 7. He looks retarded

Posted at 1:46PM on Jul 21st 2009 by Opie Cunningham

Hey Opie
why not compare Pay Checks or Bank accounts with George.,,, I am thinking you look even more retarded....Jack Ass

It is a Vespa MP3

Is George Looney even relevant any more?

They must really cake the make-up on this guy for movies and interviews. He looks like a 70 year old man in this photo. The grandpa pants aren't helping him either. Very sad.