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8/4/2009 5:00 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
God Gives Hook to Gargantuan Celebrity Fish

The most famous carp on the planet mysteriously washed up dead in England this morning -- and people close to the fish believe the death may have been ... ((wait for it)) .... in cold blood!!!!

God Gives Hook to Gargantuan Celebrity Fish

The 64 pound carp -- named Benson -- became a local celebrity in the U.K. because of her size -- and the fact that she was caught more than 60 times!

Here's the twist -- locals believe the fish may have been poisoned ... sorta.

According to several reports out of the U.K., the man who owns the fishery believes some dumbass fishermen used uncooked nuts for bait -- which, if ingested, could have killed the beloved fishy.

But since there will be no autopsy, the world will never know for sure. So long fishy....

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steve allen:  922 days ago

so some dumb ass with messed up teeth english bloke caught paris hilton swimming in some pond in the uk...BFD...get me a drink berta, I'm starting to sober up...first...

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photographicsky:  922 days ago

strange...very strange

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lance:  922 days ago

there is no GOD !! TMZ grow up!

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wishing they would just go the hell away!:  922 days ago

HOLY CRAP!

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First whores!:  922 days ago

I'd have sex with it.

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j:  922 days ago

Is that Harvey Levin in the photo?

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$$$:  922 days ago

THE REAL Mememememememememe...YOU WOULD HAVE SEX WITH YOURSELF...IF YOU COULD KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED LONG ENOUGH!!!

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$$$:  922 days ago

and I think you meant HOLY CARP....

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steve allen:  922 days ago

hey number 4...maybe it should be HOLY CARP!!! get it...

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$$$:  922 days ago

A little slow there eh, Charlie?
Maybe too many women and too much liqueur...

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whoosh:  922 days ago

THe fish was caught and thrown back over 60 times and they can't figure out why it died? English people are silly.

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minky:  922 days ago

I'm english and my dad is an angler. fishing is the most boring "sport" in the world. believe it or not, our late night news, broadcast throughout the uk, actually ran this story, and some loony came on claiming benson was "the peoples fish". anglers and fishermen............... GET A LIFE

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balls:  922 days ago

balls

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wishing they would just go the hell away!:  922 days ago

Hahaha i thought about holy carp right after i posted it. Balls, you crack me up.

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Paparazzo@frog.cc:  922 days ago

That CARP hits the fan!!

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