The most famous carp on the planet mysteriously washed up dead in England this morning -- and people close to the fish believe the death may have been ... ((wait for it)) .... in cold blood!!!!
The 64 pound carp -- named Benson -- became a local celebrity in the U.K. because of her size -- and the fact that she was caught more than 60 times!
Here's the twist -- locals believe the fish may have been poisoned ... sorta.
According to several reports out of the U.K., the man who owns the fishery believes some dumbass fishermen used uncooked nuts for bait -- which, if ingested, could have killed the beloved fishy.
But since there will be no autopsy, the world will never know for sure. So long fishy....
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(Page 1 of 2) | 1 | 2 | Most Recent | Next 15 Commentsso some dumb ass with messed up teeth english bloke caught paris hilton swimming in some pond in the uk...BFD...get me a drink berta, I'm starting to sober up...first...
THE REAL Mememememememememe...YOU WOULD HAVE SEX WITH YOURSELF...IF YOU COULD KEEP YOUR EYES CLOSED LONG ENOUGH!!!
A little slow there eh, Charlie?
Maybe too many women and too much liqueur...
THe fish was caught and thrown back over 60 times and they can't figure out why it died? English people are silly.
I'm english and my dad is an angler. fishing is the most boring "sport" in the world. believe it or not, our late night news, broadcast throughout the uk, actually ran this story, and some loony came on claiming benson was "the peoples fish". anglers and fishermen............... GET A LIFE
wishing they would just go the hell away!:
Hahaha i thought about holy carp right after i posted it. Balls, you crack me up.
















