Jack Nicholson -- Something's Gotta Give

Jack can do no wrong. He is always happy and funny. We need more stars (superstars) like him.

Too funny - Jack is a wicked cool man. (first!?)

wow, that looks like something right out of "one flew over the cuckoo's next"

WHO GIVES A RATS ASS!!!!!

COCAINE IS ONE HELL OF A DRUG,.

That's how he dines every day, only the babes are naked. He bends them back and eats off their flat stomachs if food is present or not. I've seen it.

Did he Bone her afterwards???

That photo looks like its 15 or 20 years old! Last photo I saw of him (in the past week), he looked like he was 40 pounds heavier than this. If this is a genuine recent photo, then I'm impressed with his...um...agility.

The only thing Jack's gonna bust is a ventricle!

Oh Jack.....you're the man!
Always will be.

Proof positive that money and fame is a great means to getting laid, no matter what you look like

this picture proves the fact that you could be the ugliest, oldest person in the world, BUT if you are famous, you could get as much poon.

Jack is like a crepy old man now. Stop playing with girls your granddaughters age. Its just plain creepy. Besides, who is REALLY interested in him, really?

He looks like the old guy at the wedding hitting on all the bridesmaids while they are laughing at him behind the band.

Ya better stop gitin down Jack 'cause ya might not be able to git up.

Jack's a dull boy already.