The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you're going to scream when you realize she's not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos.
Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag -- "No nipples, no vagina, no ass."
Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.
1. That comment about Spencer was funny. I subscribe to Playboy. I wasn't impressed when I read that she would be in an upcoming issue and I'm not impressed now.
Posted at 2:09AM on Aug 13th 2009 by justsaying
2. TRIBS to the great CYLDE DECKER RAbby for Howard Hughes`s son thanks for all your service in WII and there after.
Posted at 2:08AM on Aug 13th 2009 by JEWS for JESUS
3. Who Cares
Posted at 2:07AM on Aug 13th 2009 by The Truth
4. Who in their right mind would want to see any of those three things on her?
Aren't these two tired of pimping and whoring themselves all over the place?
Posted at 2:08AM on Aug 13th 2009 by Lekili
5. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. I don't read Playboy Magazine. So, it don't care about it. But, this woman is beautiful. She matches with the american beauty standard. What more can I say???!!!
Posted at 2:10AM on Aug 13th 2009 by Simone
6. Toast, to the black man
Thanks for taking all in stride
Posted at 2:15AM on Aug 13th 2009 by Stewie
7. i cant see why anyone would relly want to see this blond moron but if she not even naked what possible use does this idiot serve thank god my subscription ended 2 years ago the further away the better , playboy you relly have gone down the drain
Posted at 2:16AM on Aug 13th 2009 by nelson
8. wow! that was actually funny~~
Posted at 2:22AM on Aug 13th 2009 by amber
9. Way to destroy your brand, Playboy. If you are indeed including a non-nude photoshoot of this woman, you are violating the terms of your relationship with your consumers and are undermining 50+ years of investment in the perception of what Playboy is to men around the world. This shameful act will cause irreparable harm and it certainly calls into question the judgment of the leadership at Playboy today. Are you Playboy or Maxim? Time to decide and be honest with your loyal readers if it is the latter. The massive free fall in the value of an American institution will be accelerated by this boneheaded move. Let me be perfectly clear: there is no woman on the planet that is so desirable that Playboy needs to fundamentally change their raison d'être. Certainly not the Bullwinkle-faced attention whore Heidi Montag. What are you doing? Hef - take control. Please. Before the new leadership runs what you've built into the ground!
Posted at 2:25AM on Aug 13th 2009 by Zach Swan
10. Please tell me playboy is gonna photo chop her horse face!
Posted at 2:29AM on Aug 13th 2009 by ex laxs
11. heidi and that douche she married are so yesterdays news.... lets keep it that way
Posted at 2:35AM on Aug 13th 2009 by Frank
12. Oh, guys, you are getting hard with Playboy and Heidi. But, it's nice to see that not every man is drooling over that blond. Hehehe.
Posted at 2:41AM on Aug 13th 2009 by Simone
13. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted at 2:42AM on Aug 13th 2009 by vandal
14. Wow...too bad they don't have porn and lots of neckid wimmen on the Internet - guess I'll just have to buy that issue and pretend.
Posted at 2:42AM on Aug 13th 2009 by I Have Acne And Wear Lots Of English Leather
15. TMZ ! I do not come here to hear you talk about nipples, vagina, and ass !
Posted at 3:10AM on Aug 13th 2009 by ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
