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8/13/2009 3:00 AM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
Heidi Montag -- How to Spoil a Playboy Shoot...

Heidi Montag -- How to Spoil a Playboy Shoot...The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag's upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you're going to scream when you realize she's not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos.

Sources close to the barely PG-rated photo shoot tell TMZ, the magazine was under strict instructions when shooting Montag -- "No nipples, no vagina, no ass."

Due to the third part of the agreement, Spencer will not be appearing in any of the pictures.


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James:  904 days ago

These two are the king and queen of cheese. What are they famous for??? Cheesy and corny acting or retarded douchy behavior? They stink. Spencer is the poster child for douche bag.

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James:  904 days ago

Retards. Can somebody run them over twice with a truck???

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justsaying:  913 days ago

That comment about Spencer was funny. I subscribe to Playboy. I wasn't impressed when I read that she would be in an upcoming issue and I'm not impressed now.

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bitzod:  913 days ago

TRIBS to the great CYLDE DECKER RAbby for Howard Hughes`s son thanks for all your service in WII and there after.

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The Truth:  913 days ago

Who Cares

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Lekili:  913 days ago

Who in their right mind would want to see any of those three things on her?

Aren't these two tired of pimping and whoring themselves all over the place?

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Simone:  913 days ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. I don't read Playboy Magazine. So, it don't care about it. But, this woman is beautiful. She matches with the american beauty standard. What more can I say???!!!

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jason54858:  913 days ago

Toast, to the black man

Thanks for taking all in stride

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nelson:  913 days ago

i cant see why anyone would relly want to see this blond moron but if she not even naked what possible use does this idiot serve thank god my subscription ended 2 years ago the further away the better , playboy you relly have gone down the drain

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Amber:  913 days ago

wow! that was actually funny~~

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Zach Swan:  913 days ago

Way to destroy your brand, Playboy. If you are indeed including a non-nude photoshoot of this woman, you are violating the terms of your relationship with your consumers and are undermining 50+ years of investment in the perception of what Playboy is to men around the world. This shameful act will cause irreparable harm and it certainly calls into question the judgment of the leadership at Playboy today. Are you Playboy or Maxim? Time to decide and be honest with your loyal readers if it is the latter. The massive free fall in the value of an American institution will be accelerated by this boneheaded move. Let me be perfectly clear: there is no woman on the planet that is so desirable that Playboy needs to fundamentally change their raison d'être. Certainly not the Bullwinkle-faced attention whore Heidi Montag. What are you doing? Hef - take control. Please. Before the new leadership runs what you've built into the ground!

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ex lax:  913 days ago

Please tell me playboy is gonna photo chop her horse face!

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Frank:  913 days ago

heidi and that douche she married are so yesterdays news.... lets keep it that way

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Simone:  913 days ago

Oh, guys, you are getting hard with Playboy and Heidi. But, it's nice to see that not every man is drooling over that blond. Hehehe.

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vandal:  913 days ago

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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