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The Perfect Grill ... for a Cannibal

8/20/2009 3:20 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF

Sure, Christmas is still 4 months away -- but if you have any friends who love to dine on human flesh, we've found the perfect gift for you ... courtesy of Sears?!



The department store is currently offering a grill on their website under the categories, "Human Cooking > Grills to Cook Babies and More > Body Part Roaster."

We called a Sears customer service rep for an explanation, who told us: "Oh my God. This is horrible. Oh my God."

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Brittany    

1. I worked for Sears up until a month ago. Sears wouldn't have allowed me to post on this website...it's would be in violation of the internet usage policy. That controlled if one were to say anything negative about Sears online that would be grounds for immediate termination.
2. This is freaking Hilarious.
3. Sears isn't giving anyone raises, they are in a wage freeze and are currently going downhill as a company.
4. Someone when out in a blaze of glory. Which ever IT person who was about to get fired did well!!

1869 days ago
62.

Lynne    

Classic!

1869 days ago
63.

TammyG    

I wonder if there is a sub section where they tell you where to get your fava beans and a nice chianti? GO HANNIBAL!!

1869 days ago
64.

haskel420    

yeah they removed that now lol :(

1869 days ago
65.

lol    

i'm going to print the page and go to sears and see if they have the grill and maybe buy some marinade and invite some people over for some human bbq!! just kidding it is still on their page

1869 days ago
66.

Smooth Criminals    

One stop shopping for Idi Amin.

Gad.

1869 days ago
67.

First whores!    

59. 1 word - OUTSOURCING

When you send our jobs to other countries, this is what you get!

Carson Palmer is an arrogant, way overpaid A-hole!

Posted at 3:27PM on Aug 20th 2009 by Pablo Alleycorn

Maybe the most moronic post on TMZ in years. Americans are the lazy ones and the ones to do this kind of prank. Don't blame people in other countries who work much harder than Americans for this. That is just idiotic!

1869 days ago
68.

ARMelinda    

wow... looks like someone is getting fired today!

1869 days ago
69.

Mike    

As of 3:38, it's gone now. I saw it there, refreshed then it was gone

1869 days ago
70.

yme    

I love Sears!!!!

1869 days ago
71.

Casey    

THIS JUST IN...

IF YOU GO ON SEARS SITE....COMPUTERS ARE CALLED PORN ENABLERS and KMART SITE IS MESSED TOO!..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA

1869 days ago
72.

Kristy    

It is still there... That is so wrong on so many levels....

1869 days ago
73.

ofcourseitsfake    

Yeah, right! Obviously a hacker/disgruntled customer.

1869 days ago
74.

Indygirl    

Thanks for alerting them after I posted the link on my FB page. :) I had a lot of explaining to do. Thanks for having this so people didn't think I was crazy.

1869 days ago
75.

chelbell    

It's still there!

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