Kate Gosselin -- Walking Target

8/28/2009 12:15 PM PDT
Guaranteeing able-bodied Kate Gosselin could safely push her three bags of Target goodies all the way to her car, Target's finest red-shirted, khaki wearing, shaved head, flair wearing, smirking crew of semi-security goons assisted her the entire way.

Somewhere, a little old lady can't get her trunk open.