Guaranteeing able-bodied Kate Gosselin could safely push her three bags of Target goodies all the way to her car, Target's finest red-shirted, khaki wearing, shaved head, flair wearing, smirking crew of semi-security goons assisted her the entire way.
Somewhere, a little old lady can't get her trunk open.
Kate Gosselin -- Walking Target
8/28/2009 12:15 PM PDT BY TMZ STAFF
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